Comic #1) "The Evil Kirby"
(>`.`)> Kirby: What a beautiful morning... hmm, I sense evil!!!
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: I am evil kirby I
am here to defeat you!!
(>-_-)> Kirby: Uh, yeah sure, whatever.
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Hiya!!!
(>@_@)>
---------->> <(O_O<)
(>`.`)> Kirby: I have to unleash my powers!!
(>`O`)> Kirby: INHALE ATTACK!!!
(>@_@)>
Evil Kirby: What kinda name is inhale attack?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Spur of the moment... well, you know.
(>`O`)>
Kirby: EXHALE BEAM CANNON!
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Aw spooger nuggets...
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: I should have been a farmer like my father wanted...
(>@_@)>O==============<(`O`)>
*KABoOoOoOoOOm!!!*
(>x_O)>
Evil Kirby: You have not seen the last of me!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I don't want to see you ever again!
(>`.`)>+
<-- Shuriken.
(>`.`)> x <(@_@<)
(>@+@)>
(>X+O)>
<--- He Died...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ha ha Pwnt! HA HA HAAAAA!!!!
Tune in next time for when Kirby takes on some
other random badguy!