(>`.`)> Kirby: *Yawn*, ah what a beautiful morning?

*Thud, Thud, Thud, Thud*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Who is knocking at my door?

*Thud, Thud, Thud, Thud*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Omg, go away, stupid solicitators...

*Thud, Thud, Thud, Thud*

¬(`.`¬) Kirby: All right you freaking solicitator!

*Opens Door*

t.t Zombie: Braaains!

t.t - - - - - - ¬(`.`¬)

*Zombie gets shot through the head and dies*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Wtf, ZOMBIE solicitators?

t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t Zombies: BRAAAAAINS

(>O.O)> Kirby: HOLY... ...THERE'S A WHOLE CROWD OF THEM!!!

t.t Zombies: BRAAAAAINS

(>`.`)> Kirby: Wait... so you guys want brains?

t.t t.t t.t t.t Zombies: *nods*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Well, I don't have brains, but I do have pudding... want pudding?

t.t t.t t.t t.t Zombies: *shakes heads*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Well, if you go over to this guy's house, he has like, a bajillion brains!

t.t t.t t.t t.t Zombies: Sweeeeeet... BRAAAAAAAINS

*A minute later*

)_) OverlordLaharal: Ha ha ha, as long as I stay in my house they can't get to me!

                         / \

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)_) OverlordLaharl: Why are there so many zombies in my front yard all of a sudden...?

t.t (_( OverlordLaharl: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

t.t Zombie: Excuse me, good sir, but would you happen to have any brains?

)_) OverlordLaharl: Uhh... actually, I'm using the one I have...

t.t Zombie: Oh... well that's quite a pity good sir, that you must so selfish.  However, good sir, my children are starving, and they need food.  So, good sir, I will ask you one more time, give us your brain, I implore you.

)_) OverlordLaharl: What part of 'I'm using it' don't you understand?

t.t Zombie: Fine, then, good sir... I have no choice but to bite you.

)_) OverlordLaharl: Bite me...?

t.t<(_(

)_) OverlordLaharl: OWE!!! I GOTZ BITTEN!!!

t.t Zombie: Now, good sir, I need to rip off your head.

)_) OverlordLaharl: I have a feeling Kirby had something to do with this...

****

(>`.`)> Kirby: Full House!

t.t Zombie: Oh, gosh darnit, you beat me again, Kirby.

(>`.`)> Kirby: THE POT OF BRAINS ARE MINE!

t.t Zombie: Alright, anti-up...

t.t Zombie: I call your brain and raise you two brains...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hey, why do you guys need brains?

t.t Zombie: It's funny really, we just have this urge for human brains...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Well uh... I'm a kirby... so there's no urge for my brain?

t.t Zombie: Nope, none whatsoever.

(>`.`)> Kirby: So... then... how about... say... Chaos?

****

*.* ChaosMom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

`.` Chaos: ... lol ... dumb zombies...

t.t Zombie: BY GOD, GOOD SIR, YOU CUT OFF MY ARM!!!

`.` Chaos: LoLoL, look, I'm cutting off body parts!!!

t.t Zombie: OWE!! OWE!! NO NOT THERE!!

`.` Chaos: Zombies are lame, I want to fight vampires!

t.t Zombie: OH JUST STAB ME THROUGH THE HEAD ALREADY!

`.` Chaos: ...nope, I've decided to slowly burn you instead...

t.t Zombie: That's just not cool...

`.` Chaos: *Walks outside*

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`.` Chaos: Umm... ... hi?

t.t Zombie: Hi, we're going to eat your brains.

`.` Chaos: Umm... ... no?

t.t Zombie: Well theres approximately five-thousand of us, and one of you...

`.` Chaos: I know, sux for you, right?

t.t Zombie: Huh?

`.` Chaos: ***Wacraft III TFT - UD MODE***

`.` ChaosChronicle: ONWARD UNDEAD MINIONS!! CHASE THEM DOWN AND HACK OFF THEIR LIMBS!!!

t.t Zombie: NOO!!! THEY HAVE NO BRAINS FOR US TO EAT!!!

`.` ChaosChronicle: AHAHAAHAHAH!!!

(>`.`)>[] Kirby (Through Cellphone): Sup Chaos!

`.`[] Chaos: Yo, dawg!

(>`.`)>[] Kirby: Wuz happenin!

`.`[] Chaos: Notin', just chillin'

(>`.`)>[] Kirby: Wurd, dawg!

`.`[] Chaos: Come over my place, man, we get high up in heer!

(>`.`)>[] Kirby: Daaaaamn straaight biatch!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Yo, let's go zombies, we're gonna get high!

t.t t.t t.t Zombies: Wurd, dawg!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hey, Chaos!

`.` Chaos: Sup Kirbster! Who's your pals?

t.t Zombie: We are zombies!  We eat brains!

`.` Chaos: Oh, I think your friends were over here before...

t.t Zombie: Really?  What were they here for?

`.` Chaos: Something... I can't remember it now...

t.t Zombie: Could it be, perhaps... brains?

`.` Chaos: Umm... might've been, I dunno.  No actually, I think they were here for pudding...

t.t Zombie: Oh, pudding, I see...

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...SO LETS GET HIGH!!!

`.` Chaos: I'll get the crack!

{>`.`}> Kirby: Look, I'm crack Kirby! AHAHAHHAH!!!

`.` Chaos: Wooooah.... I can see my house from here...

t.t Zombie: I dont feel any different, do you?

t.t Zombie: Nope, how about you?

t.t Zombie: Not at all...

t.t Zombie: I say we eat their brains... that'd be fun!

t.t Zombie: Totally!

{>`.`}> Kirby: CRACK ATTACK!!!

{>`.`}> } } } } } } } } } t.t t.t t.t

t.t Zombie: AAAAAH!!! IT BURNSS!!! MY BRAAAAINZ THEY EXPLODE!!!

(>o.o)> Kirby: Woops...

`.` Chaos: Dude, you just killed the zombies!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Say, Chaos... what do you suppose will happen to the world?

`.` Chaos: I think... I think I don't care... yup, that sounds about right.

(>`.`)> Kirby: I dunno man, I think this is the end of the world...

`.` Chaos: Nah... it'll all go back to normal tommorrow...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Ya think?

`.` Chaos: Pfft, hell if I know, but check out this cool button I found!

(>O_O)> Kirby: DUDE LET ME POKE IT!!!

`.` Chaos: Go right ahead.

(>O_O)>○

*Beep*

 

○ . o o • ○ O 0 0 .  <--- The solar system... before...

 

*Boom*

 

○ . o   • ○ O 0 0 . <--- The solar system... after...

 

○ Sun: Hey, mercury?  Wtf was that?

. Mercury: I think Earth just exploded...

o Venus: Who cares, Earth was a pig anyway... always looking between my clouds...

• Mars: Yeah, Earth sucks! It kept on putting things on me...

. Moon: Yeah, well, they walked on me, those bastards!

○ Jupiter: Heeeeeeey! Guys! Now that the earth is gone... don't you wonder where the moon is going to go now that its deteriorated out of orbit?

. Moon: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

○    .

○  .

○.

○ *Sizzle*

○ Sun: ... ... was that the moon?

. Mercury: Yup...

○ Sun: Sux 4 the moon!

. Mercury: Totally...

`.` Chaos: You had to touch the button...

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...you said I could...

`.` Chaos: I was on CRACK...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Aren't you always?

`.` Chaos: That's beside the point...

(>`.`)> Kirby: I feel funny.

`.` Chaos: Perhaps its because we are floating in outer space...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Nope, I think its because of congestion.

`.` Chaos: ...

(>`.`)> Kirby: How are we going to repopulate the kirby race?

`.` Chaos: How are we going to repopulate the human race?

(>-.-)> Kirby: This sucks... no more female kirbies...

`.` Chaos: No more cute, hot chix...

(>-.-)> Kirby: No more hookers, sluts, prostitutes, whores...

`.` Chaos: No more anime, video games, internet...

(>-.-)> Kirby: And now we're going to die in outter space...

`.` Chaos: Nah... see, we can start a new colony on mars...

•  `.` <(`.`<)

*Ker-land*

`.` Chaos: YAAAY WE'RE ON MARS!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Mars sucks...

`.` Chaos: Yup...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Let's go to Pop Star!

`.` Chaos: Sure...

*So Kirby and Chaos leave for Pop Star and live... not so much happily, but they do live, which is an important fact to know.  Since they could have died, ya know... then that'd suck cuz there would be no more kirby comics... but it would mostly suck for you since I have a life other then writing these things, but apparently you dont have much of a life for reading them.  You know what?  Shut up.  I've had it with you.  JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY IM SERIOUS... GO ON! STOP READING!!! WTF!!! Stop fucking reading, there's nothing left, I'm just rambling at this part.  Here, hit this button 2 go back... BACK... seriously, go back.. GO AWAY... omg... get lost.  STOP READING!!!  Okay, I'm done typing so YOU CANT READ ANYMORE!!! _HA_!