Comic #11) Food Franchizes are bad... real bad...
(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm hungry... need food... must get food quickly...
(>o.o)> Kirby: McDonalds... ... must go there...
(**) Speaker: WELLCUM TO McDoNalDs!!1
(>`.`)> Kirby: GIVE ME FOOD, DAMNIT!
(**) Speaker: That'll be a #11... anything else, mam?
(>-_-)> Kirby: I didn't order a #11, and I'm a GUY!
(**) Speaker: Suuure you are! That's two #11's and a Big Mac?
(>-_-)> Kirby: Wtf, get the manager!
(**) Speaker: (He said get the manager) (Fuck, what do we do now?) (I don't know, try staling him, I'll see if I can
get him out...)
(>`.`)> Kirby: HELLU!
(**) Speaker: Sorry sir, we're having... uh... technical difficulties...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Technical difficulties MY ASS! Give me them chicken selects!
(**) Speaker: Umm... sorry sir... you need to uhh... wait a minute?
(>`.`)> Kirby: This is FAST food? I'd get food faster by running a farm!
(**) Speaker: We're gonna sing you a song, sir...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Uh... no... that's okay...
(**) Speaker: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, its better than urz!
(>o.o)> Kirby: Wtf? The milkshake song?
(>O_O)> Kirby: NOW YOU DIE!
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*Boom*
o.o Guy from Speaker: DUDE! WTF! YOU BLEW UP THE MCDONALDS!
p.p Other Guy from Speaker: OMFG - damnit...
i,i Manager: Wuh? Uh... oh, haha, may I take your order?
(>`.`)> Kirby: WTF!!! I WANT CHICKEN SELECTS!
i,i Manager: Shut up and lemme drink... my whisky---
p.p Guy: OMFG, NOW HE WAKES UP!!
o.o Guy: Jesus christ this sucks...
i,i Manager: Who are you people! I'm calling... the pol---pol--- teh coppas....
u.u Cop: WEE WUU WEE WUU!!! EEEEEEEEEER!!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Wtf, ur making car sounds?
u.u Cop: We had to cut the police budget...
(>`.`)> Kirby: ... I'm just gonna go to burger king... right over there...
u.u Cop: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sir...
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...nah, you will...
u.u Cop: If you insist!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Kay, bye.
o.o Guy: Dude, wait, wtf, he just blew up the McDonalds!
u.u Cop: Looks the same as always if you ask me...
i,i Manager: I tell ya... that guy, he blewed IT UP!!! Just gonna take a swig of whiskey...
p.p Guy: No, we didn't blow it up - it was HIM! THAT PINK THING!
u.u Cop: No way, he was a customer! The only person who could've blown up this McDonalds was someone from the inside,
like HIM!
o.o Guy: Me?
u.u Cop: Are you resisting arrest?
o.o Guy: ...no?
u.u Cop: DON'T QUESTION ME!
o.o Guy: Okay?
u.u Cop: Calling in back up! Taking heavy fire!
o.o Guy: ...
u.u Cop: Man down!
j.j Cop 2: WEE WUU WEE WUU!!! OMG, LOOK MY FRIEND!!! HE IZ DEAD!!!
o.o Guy: I didn't touch him!
j.j Cop 2: BANG BANG BANG!!!
o.o Guy: ...let me guess, new police budget had to drop guns, too?
j.j Cop 2: ...Our fingers count...
o.o Guy: no, no they don't...
j.j Cop 2: ...fuck...
**Meanwhile at Buger King**
(>`.`)> Kirby: Gimme food!
(**) Speaker: Wecum 2 Buga Keeeng!!! Mey eye t4k3 ur 0rd3r!?
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...what? I can't understand you when you speak spanglish!
(**) Speaker: Ey3 say, w3lcum two buGa K3ng! Wat d0 u w4n't!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yo, anyone in there speak ENGLISH?
(**) Speaker: Aye speek hanglish...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Hmmm...
<(o.o<) Kirby: Perfect!
(>`O`)> Kirby: ABSORB!!!
m.m Mexican: AAaaAaH!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yo hablo espanol!! AhahahA!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Hola! Yo necessito una hamburgasa y una coca-cola! Rapido!
(**) Speaker: ...Pardona, senor, yo voy a mi casa...
(>`.`)> Kirby: ¿Que? ¿Hola? HOLA!!
(**) Speaker: ASDOASKDSOCOWOawmdOSADJOSMC!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: OMFG, they switch it with an oriental guy... ...f*ing f f f f f f*ing...
(**) Speaker: ORIENTAL?!?! I AM NOT ORIENTAL!!! I'M AHFMFEOCIAN!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yeah... uh... no... going to Arby's now...
(**) Speaker: Welcome to Arby's!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I'll take a borrito!
(**) Speaker: I'm sorry sir... we're all out of food...
(>o.o)> Kirby: All out of food?
(**) Speaker: Yup... we .. err... sold it all...
(>~.~)> Kirby: Wha... the... fu--
(**) Speaker: Sorry sir, g'night, my shift is over...
(>-_-)> Kirby: To Wendy's...
(**) Speaker: Welcome to Wendy's!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I'll take a ... um... chicken thingamabobber...
(**) Speaker: One Chicken Thingamabobber coming right up!
(>^_^)> Kirby: w00t!
(**) Speaker: That'll be four dollars please
(>o.o)> Kirby: Four dollars for a chicken thingamabobber?
(**) Speaker: I-N-F-L-A-T-I-O-N, where have you been?
(>`.`)> Kirby: I only have 3 dollars... is there anything that costs 3 dollars or less?
(**) Speaker: Water!
(>O_O)> Kirby: DuuuDE!!! I'll get my OWN FOOD DAMNIT!
(>`.`)> Kirby: SUMMON TACO GOD!!!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: Ho ho ho! I am the taco god!
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...I'm gonna eat you!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: What is this... Fast food resturaunts?! TACO... BELL?!?
&.& Taco Bell Dog: Yo quiero taco bell!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: DIE TACO BELL!
*Smash*
&.& Taco Bell Dog: YOQUIEROTACOBELL BEAM!
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( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: YOU DARE TO ATTACK MY BEEFY GOODNESS?!
*Smash*
&.& Taco Bell Dog: Yo no quiero taco bell... mi pantalones es en mi abuela...
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: What is this... Burger... King? A monarch that rivals my power?
( : : : ) Burger King: Ho ho ho, I am the burger king! You dare to challenge my power?
*Squash*
(>O_O)> Kirby: ...meh... you killed the burger king...
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: Anyone else want to take on my beefy lettucey tamotey goodness all rapped in a hard shell with
spices on top?
̃ Arby's Oven Mit: I shall take you on!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: Ka-ma-ah-ma-haaaaaa!
̃ Oven Mit: Spiral beam CANNON!!!
*DBZ Music*
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̃ Oven Mit: You are too strong Taco God - I will evolve to my ultimate power...
̃ Oven Mit: SUPER OVENMIT!
-̃ Super Saijin Oven Mit: HIYA!
*Squish*
(>o.o)> Kirby: I'm just gonna go home and make myself a sandwhich...
^.^ Ronald McDonald: Ha ha ha! Prepare to be pwned, Taco God!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: LMFAO!! LOOKS ITS A CLOWN!!! LMFAO LMFAO!!!
^.^ Ronald: Clown Beam!
^.^ Ronald: ...
^.^ Ronald: ...shit...
*Slam... bash... ker-pow*
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: Now that I've castrated Ronald McDonald, who's next...
9.9 Dave Thomas: Taco God! I challenge you!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: Ha ha ha, the old man thinks he can challenge me!
9.9 Dave Thomas: ... HIYAAAAAAA!
( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) Taco God: OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAH IT BURNS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
9.9 Dave Thomas: Observe my uber powers! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( ' ' ' \ Taco God: AAAH!!! HE'S EATING ME ALIVE!!!
9.9 Dave Thomas: TIME TO FINISH THIS!!!
( ' ' ' \ Taco God: OH SHIZ!!! HE HAS UZIS!!!
9.9 Dave Thomas: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Gun shots*
( ' ' ' \ Taco God: God...damnit...
9.9 Dave Thomas: w00t w00t! Dave Thomas wtf pwned joo Taco God!!! w00t
o.o Guy: WTF!!!
u.u Cop: Dude, stop being an asshat and give me your money!
o.o Guy: WHY?
u.u Cop: Cuz that's what it says in our handbook!
o.o Guy: That's a handbook for THIEVES - not COPS!
u.u Cop: ...really?
o.o Guy: Yeah!
u.u Cop: Oh... *takes out handgun*
p.q Guy 2: Wtf are you doing?
*shoots both of the guys*
u.u Cop: I'mma go get donuts now!
○ Donut: Ownward my allies, strike down these donutivorous creatures!
○ ○ ○ ○ ○ u.u
u.u Cop: Oh shit...
*Random Screaming*
<(`.`<) Kirby: Umph, arm, yum yum...
(>`.`)> Kirby: BROWNAH SANDWHICH w00t!
9.9 Dave Thomas: I must put this on my menu!
*Then the world ended due to no known reason*
