Comic #12) Pop music is dead - but will classical ever make a comeback?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Aaah, time to turn on the radio...
[o=o] Radio: LALALALALLALA KIRBY SUX ASS HES PINK LLALALALALA
(>O_O)> Kirby: Dude, wtf was that?!
[o=o] Radio: And that was the back street boy's latest album - Kirby Sux
(>.\/.)> Kirby: ArrRRrrRRgH! WTF WAS THAT?!
*_* Nick: Ahaahaha, come on guys, do me harder!
o.o Kevin: Oh yes! Uh huh, I will!
+.+ AJ: Come on guys, let me in!
~.~ Brian: No, you always fuck up our orgies!
2.2 Howie: Yeah, you don't do us hard enough!
(O) Kenny: Fdafdafda!
(>.\/.)> Kirby: YOU SOBS!! PREPARE TO DIE MOTHA FUCKAS!
3.3 Manager: Tch, now kirby, I know you're angry but, tch...
(>.\/.)> Kirby: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU GAY MANAGER ARRRRGH!!!
(>.\/.)> ===== 3.3
*Boom!*
*_* Nick: Oh... shit...
o.o Kevin: YOU SHOULD HAVE GUARDED THE DOOR AJ YOU ASS!
+.+ AJ: Guys! Come on, just let me have gay secks with you!
~.~ Brain: FUCK YOU NO!
2.2 Howie: I like beans!
(O) Kenny: Fdafdafda...
(>^.^)> Kirby: Oh, I'm sorry guys, I didn't know you were having a gay orgy, I'll come back later!
*_* Nick: Okay, thanks kirby...
o.o Kevin: That was awfully nice of him to leave us alone while we were having an orgy.
+.+ AJ: That I'M NOT A PART OF!
~.~ Brian: What are we going to do about our manager?
2.2 Howie: We'll get a new one, one that has a fine ass!
*_* Nick: Like Richard Simmons?
(O) Kenny: FDAFDAFDAFDA!
o.o Kevin: No you dumbass, we're not going to get a guy...
~.~ Brian: We're going to get a HUNK OF A MAN! w00t!
+.+ AJ: Guys come on...
*Boom!*
(>`.`)> Kirby: BEEP BEEEEP!
o.o Kevin: Kirby! Dude! You just drove a truck through our wall!
+.+ AJ: AN KILLED KENNY!
~.~ Brian: Oh my god! You killed Kenny!
`.` Chaos: (Out of nowhere) CLICHE!!!! (Dissapears)
2.2 Howie: SHIT HE HAS A RIFLE RUN!
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: No, no! Come back! It's just my boomstick! Waaait!
(>.\/.)>=== Kirby: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA GET YOU!!!
2.2 Howie: Huff... huff... huff... Sherif! Deputy! You gotta help me!
$.$ Deputy Dude: What be teh matta youngin!
).( Sheriff Sam: Are there robbas! Or maybe some gun slingin' foo waitin' to be shot by Sheriff Shootin Sam!?
2.2 Howie: KIRBY HAS A GUN DAMNIT!!! HELP!!!
+.+ AJ: Hey... do you realize the irony in having a sheriff and deputy single handedly patrolling the streets of a highly
cosmopolitan city area?
2.2 Howie: No...
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: HOWDY Y'ALL!!!
*Bang*
).( Sheriff Sam: Shit... he shot the sheriff!
(^`.`)^ Kirby: I SHOT THE SHERIFF! But I didn't shoot the deputy!
$.$ Deputy Dude: w00t!
*Bang*
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: Oooh, shoot, I'm sorry, I missed!
$.$ Deputy Dude: You shot me in the head!
*Bang*
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: Aw man, I'm sorry, my finger is awfully itchy today...
*Bang Bang Bang*
+.+ AJ: RUN DAMNIT!
*Bang Bang Bang*
`.` Chaos: Humm de dumm...
2.2 Howie: AH SHIT!!! RUN FASTER!!!
`.` Chaos: Hello fellow citizen!
~.~ Brian: Can't talk right now, we're being chased down by kirby!
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: WOOOHOOO HOO!!! Check out my ride bitches!
`.` Chaos: Kirby, where'd you get that motorcycle?
(>`.`)>=== Kirby: ...e-bay...
`.` Chaos: Bullshit, you threatened a wheelie into giving you a lift, didn't you!
(>-_-)> Kirby: I'm sorry chaos...
`.` Chaos: Damn straight you should be, you should've invited me to help you!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Say, wanna help me kill the Back Street Boys?
`.` Chaos: ...hmm... yeah... yeah, okay, sounds fun!
*_* Nick: Pheeew, I think we lost 'em...
*rrrRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!*
(>`.`)> `.` Kirby + Chaos: GET THEM!!!
2.2 Howie: Aaah! They're on top of me!! Oh god the pain!
o.o Kevin: Shit! Run!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Stab him in the spleen again!
`.` Chaos: I cant, I broke my pocket knife trying to gouge out his eyeball...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Let's savagely rip apart his body and reassemble him into a grotesque disfigured abomination!
`.` Chaos: Yeaaah!
2.2 Undead Howie: Braaaainz...
*_* Nick: Did we lose them?
2.2 Undead Howie: Braaaainz...
+.+ AJ: ...Howie, you don't look alright...
2.2 Undead Howie: I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES!
o.o Kevin: OH SHIT! MY CHILDREN!?!?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ambush them!
`.` Chaos: I got the chain saw!
~.~ Brian: AAAH!! MY ARM!!! MY OTHER ARM!!! MY LEG!!! ... OH GOD NOT THAT!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Let's leave this one to Undead Howie, we need to get the rest!
`.` Chaos: Yeah!
☼.☼ Arnold Schwartzaneger: I am Ah-nuld! Do you want to fight me for governor!?
+.+ AJ: Mr Arnold, you must help us defeat Chaos and Kirby!
☼.☼ Arnold: Okay, but you must pay me with your bah-dee.
*_* Nick: YEAH SURE WHATEVER, JUST SAVE US!!!
(>8.8)> Old Lady: *Ahem* I am an oooold lady, will you please hold my purse?
o.o Kevin: Oh, yeah, sure...
(>8.8)> Old Lady: Thank you little boy...
o.o Kevin: ... now what?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ha-ha! I was actually the old lady! QUICK CHAOS, DETONATE THE BOMB!
`.` Chaos: Can do!
*Explosion*
o.o Kevin: AH FUCK!!! MY ARM!!! YOU BLEW OFF MY ARM!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Quick, scalp him with this lamp shade!
`.` Chaos: No way, not when I can slowly tear off his leg with AOL Free Trial disks!
+.+ AJ: Arnold! Protect us!
☼.☼ Arnold: You little sissy boys, stand back and watch the master!
¬☼.☼¬ Arnold: I am packing two, yes two, hand guns! What now beaches!
*_* Nick: It's BITCHES...
¬☼.☼¬ Arnold: Yah, yah, now stand back and watch!
☼.☼ Arnold: Wait, why ahur-ent my guns whurk-ing?
*_* Nick: Shit you left the saftey on!
☼.☼ Arnold: Damnit, where is my stunt-duhble...
`.` Chaos: Look, I fashioned his skull into a crack pipe!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Dude! Sweet!
☼.☼ Arnold: These little boys auh-dered me to protect them. I will fight you with my mussclez!
¬`.`¬ ¬(`.`¬) Kirby + Chaos: Quad gun technique -- Shoot 'em up!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
☼.☼ Arnold: My rippling pecks deflect bullets! Ha ha ha!
`.` Chaos: That's just gross, really...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Chicks don't dig fifty pack abs...
☼.☼ Arnold: Auh-sheet, I am going into la-buh!
(>O.o)> Kirby: Wtf?
`.` Chaos: ...alright, whatever, just get them!
*_* Nick: SHIT!!! RUN!!!
+.+ AJ: AAAAH!!!
`.` Chaos: Get them!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm on it like rice on white!
`.` Chaos: Don't count your hatchings before they egg!
(>-_-)> Kirby: If you can't stand the kitchen, get out of the heat...
`.` Chaos: There's no use spilling milk over crying.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Listen, you can lead water to a camel, but you cant make it drink him...
`.` Chaos: Listen, the early worm gets the bird, so we have to start moving...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Okay, stop it, now...
`.` Chaos: Fine, now what was your plan?
(>`.`)> Kirby: CRAP YOU MADE ME FORGET! And I was going to kill two stones with one bird, too...
`.` Chaos: Quickly, follow me, I know where they're going!
+.+ AJ: Phew, Nick, we lost 'em!
*_* Nick: This is horrible! We should never have made that song!
+.+ AJ: Who's idea was that anyway?
*_* Nick: ...I think it was our gay manager's...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Got 'em - Let's fight them!
`.` Chaos: Yeah, let's do it Final Fantasy Style!
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...what?
`.` Chaos: Like, with turned based combat?
(>-_-)> Kirby: You play too many damn games, chaos, I worry about you...
`.` Chaos: ... let's just fight them...
