(>`.`)> Kirby: A beautiful morning... to look up porn!

[   ] <-- Kirby's Computer

(>`.`)> [ <(*.*<) ]  Naked Female Kirby on Computer: Ohhh ohhh!!!

(>o.o)> Kirby: That's not a naked female kirby!

*Naked Male Kirby Prostitute pops of Computer*

(>*.*)> Prostitute Homosexual Kirby: Hello little kirby boy!!

(>O_O)> Kirby: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

(>*.*)> Prostitute Homosexual Kirby: You know you want me little kirby boy.

(>O_O)> Kirby: NOT FUCKING REALLY SICK BASTARD!

(>*.*)> PMK: Ugh, fine, I'll go make in to the computer...

(>`.`)> Kirby: HOMOSEXUAL PROSTITUTES WILL DIE NOW!

(>`.`)>=== <(*.*<) PMK: Oh shit!

*Boom*

(>^_^)> Kirby: No more homosexuals!  A small boy is safe today...

o.o Small Boy Outside: Daddy daddy!

9.9 Small Boy's Dad: What is it, son?

o.o Small Boy: Mommy told me when a pedophile dies, God makes a windmill...

9.9 Small Boy's Dad: Your mom is a fucking whore...

o.o Small Boy: ... God made a windmill somewhere... I know it...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Finally, raunchy kirby porn!

(>oo)> Kirby: w0000000000

~~~(:D) Semenman: I AM THE RETURN OF SEMEN MAN! I AM THE ENTITY OF YOUR OWN SPERM!!! PREPARE TO DIE...

(>.\/.)> Kirby: Get the fuck out of my room!  I have to delete this porn I just downloaded!

~~~(:D) Semenman: Listen, I am going to kill you...

(>`.`)> Kirby: LA LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU!!!

~~~(:C) Semenman: FINE, I'll invite my best friend Sperm Boy to assist me.

{o  o} Sperm Boy: I AM THE MIGHTY SPERM BOY!!!

~~~(>:/) Semenman: Kirby here is being a prick!

{o  o} Sperm Boy: JACKASS!

~~~(>:\) Semenman: We're going to kill you!

{o  o} Sperm Boy: Yeah!

~~~(:D) Semenman: I'll get the lubricants!

{o  o} Sperm Boy: W0000!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ... what the hell?

{o  o} Sperm Boy: I have condoms!

(>~.~)> Kirby: ... *opens drawer*

~~~(:O) Semenman: What are you doing?

(>O_O)> Kirby: I GOT SPERMACIDE BITTTTCH!

*Spray*

~~~(x.o) Semenman: No!! ... I... I can't...

{o  o} Sperm Boy: No!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

{o  o} Sperm Boy: Oh.. master Semenman...

(>O.o)> Kirby: ...master?

{o  o} Sperm Boy: Bate?

(>`.`)> Kirby: That's nice... SUMMON TACO GOD!!

(' ' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: I AM THE TACO GOD AND... ewww.... wth is that?

{o  o} Sperm Boy: I am sperm boy! I am a glob of semen...

(' ' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...Kirby that's fucking gross...

{o  o} Sperm Boy: What, I'm gross?  Are you racist against semen?

(' ' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: I'd crush you but... you're semen...

(>O.o)> Kirby: I'm just going to leave you two alone...

(' ' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Why don't we get laharl over here, he eats this kinda stuff!

(>o.o)> Kirby: Wth!? Laharl? ewww...

(' ' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...I'm leaving, bye...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Fux this all to hell, I'm getting out the explosives!

{o  o} Sperm Boy: Not if I can help---

(>`.`)> Kirby: 3...2...1...

{o  o} Sperm Boy: ...oh shit...

*boooom*

 

~End~

 

There is a moral to this story: Sex can wait - Masturbate!

 

And there's another one...

 

The Master waits while the apprentice baits.

 

and...

 

Get laharl to clean up things that are wet and sticky.