2.2 Doctor: Because you don't have a PHD...

(>~.~)> Kirby: That's bull shizzle!

2.2 Doctor: ... you have to go to college and get a PHD before you can become a doctor...

(>.\/.)> Kirby: COLLEGE?!  COLLEGE?!?

2.2 Doctor: ...college... yeah... about 8 years of medical school...

(>`.`)> Kirby: That's NOT COOL!!! Can I buy a PHD on E-Bay?

2.2 Doctor: ...no...

(>v.v)> Kirby: Fine, I'll go to college...

*Kirby enters some random college*

t.t Person: Welcome to Dike University!

(>`.`)> Kirby: I wanna become a doctor... where do I start?

t.t Person: Hmm, well first you have to be accepted...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Kay... How do I do that...?

t.t Person: Either pay off the dean, become a minority, or you can do it the hard way and get a really high SAT score and do all these bull crap extra activities in high school and make yourself into a highly unfunctional part of society!

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm a minority... see?  There's only like twelve of me...

t.t Person: Oh, thats a minority all right, twelve, okay, you're accepted... now come right this way...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Kay

t.t Person: Mr. Douchebag?  We have a new student!

u.o Mr. Douchebag: Ahhh, hello new student!

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm a minority!

u.o Mr. Douchebag: I see that... come sit down, take that seat next to John.

(>`.`)> Kirby: *sits* Hi John! What's up!

`.` John: Oh, heya Kirby, how did you get into college?

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm a minority!

`.` John: Cool, I threatened to blow the school up...

(>^_^)> Kirby: That kicks ASS!

`.` John: Don't worry, these classes are really easy, all you have to do is ... learn...

(>O.o)> Kirby: Learn?  What's that?

`.` John: It's this new thing they invented, you sit here, and listen to the teacher, and when he says something important... you write it down...

(>o.o)> Kirby: Write it down? ... isn't that like note-taking?

`.` John: A little like that... but then when the tests come along, you know the answers before they even give you the test!

(>`o`)> Kirby: You mean like cheating?

`.` John: Yeah it's cheating... with your mind!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Holy shizzle!  That's amazing!

`.` John: Okay, let's pay attention now...

u.o Mr. Douchebag: The HIP BONE thinger is connected that bone, and THAT bone, but not to the skull, cuz thats all the way over here...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Isn't that the rib cage...?

u.o Mr. Douchebag: ... ... ... yeah... well... it doubles as the skull...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Oh, hi Jessica, how did you get into College?

`.` John: I threatened to blow up the school if they rebuilt it after not accepting me...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Yup!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Kool!

u.o Mr. Douchebag: Alright, now to study the brain... see this is a brain...

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...isn't that a heart?

u.o Mr. Douchebag: ...Maybe... I dont know, I'm not paying attention...

`.` John: THIS IS BORING!

(>^.^)> Jessica: YEAH!

`.` John: LET'S GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!

(>^.^)> Jessica: LIKE WHAT?

`.` John: HAVE A PARTY!

(>^.^)> Jessica: Wooooo party!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Can I come?

(>^.^)> `.` John and Jessica: Two's a party, three's a crowd...

(>v.v)> Kirby: Fine, I'll just become a doctor w/o you guys...

u.o Mr. Douchebag: That's the spirit minority kirby!

(>O.o)> Kirby: You know what?  I fucking hate school...

u.o Mr. Douchebag: ...?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Here, you can play with my friend...

u.o Mr. Douchebag: Aww thank you Kiby, he he, he's so cute and fuzzy...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Bye bye...

u.o Mr. Douchebag: Bye Kirby, come back tomorrow... aww Kirby is so nice giving me this nice fuzzy cylinder shaped object... but why does it have a small fuse coming out of it?

(>`.`)> Kirby: What a dumbass...

*Boom*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Bye bye College, you suck anyway... I'm gonna go and become something that matters in life... ... ... ... AFTER I watch TV for a little while longer....