(>^_^)> Kirby: ...la...la... ...

(>`.`)> Kirby: la...l...a...

(>.\/.)> Kirby: I AM BORED OFF MY PINK TUSHY!

(>`.`)> Kirby: What to do... what to do...

`.` John: Hi Kirbster!

(>o.O)> Kirby: Don't ever call me that again...

`.` John: ... anyway, I'm bored, wanna do something?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Like what?

`.` John: ... dunno... something interesting?

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...liiiike?

`.` John: ...I'm so bored...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Congrats, wanna a brownie?

`.` John: Yes, actually I do...

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...I do to...

`.` John: Wanna go raid a brownie-shop?

(>O.o)> Kirby: ...John that's...

(>^_^)> Kirby: B R I L L I A N T!

`.` John: I have such good ideas, don't I?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Look its Baker's Brownie Shop!

`.` John: ...actually...

(>O_O)> Kirby: HIYAAAAAA

*Boom*

(>^_^)> Kirby: Look John I got brownies!

`.` John: That was the City Bank... and those aren't brownies...

(>o.o)> Kirby: What are they?

`.` John: Let's just say you scared the 'crap' out of those people...

(>._.)> Kirby: ... oh god... I need disenfectant...

`.` John: ...

-A bit later-

`.` John: Here's a brownie shop!

(>o.o)> Kirby: John, wait a second...

*Boom*

`.` John: The Dynamite has been used, let us ransack this foul prison of brownies!

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...wrong type of brownies...

*.* Brownie Girl: ...owe... You blewed up my mommy's girl-scout brownie shop!

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...run, John...

`.` John: ... KIRBY SAVE ME!!!

*.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* Brownie Girls: BUY OUR COOKIES!!!

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...oh god... thats a lot of cookies...

*.* Brownie Girl A: I WANNA BE THE COOKIE DIVA!

*.* Brownie Girl B: Nuh-uh, I'm the cookie diva...

`.` John: Ack!! I'll make my get away...

(>`.`)> Kirby: John, that was close...

`.` John: Let's not try to take brownies anymore... ok?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Okay, but now what do you want to do?

`.` John: We could always visit Jessica...

(>O.o)> Kirby: ... Isn't she in school today?

`.` John: Yeah...

(>O.o)> Kirby: Doesnt she go to an all-girl school?

`.` John: ... yeah...

(>^_^)> Kirby: Sounds good to me!

-A little bit later-

`.` John: Ahem... we are girls...

).) Attendant: ... OMG!!  Come join our school!  Lesbian orgies on tuesdays!

(>O_O)> Kirby: SWEEET... I.. I mean... tee hee?

).) Attendant: ...What are your names?

`.` John: Joh---Johanna?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Kir... ...Gertrude?

).) Attendant: Your names are almost as ugly as yourselves!  Welcome!

(>O.o)> Kirby: ...okay...

).) Attendant: Here are your outfits... you'll have to take off those wedding gowns to change...

`.` John: Okay, we'll go change in this closet, okay?

).) Attendant: Just leave it open a crack in case you girls need any help... .... .... not for me to spy into... k?

`.` John: No.

*Slams door*

(>@.@)> Kirby: That was close...

`.` John: Just get changed...

(>o.o)> Kirby: I feel... feminent...

`.` John: ... ... this is disturbing...

(>o.o)> Kirby: I like it...

`.` John: Ugh... what I do for entertainment...

(>o.o)> Kirby: John, you make a cute girl...

).) Attendant: La la la... ooo that Lindsay Lohan sure is cute...

*POW*

(>x.o)> Kirby: I didnt mean it like that!

`.` John: SICK FU--- Hi!

).) Attendant: Johanna! Gertrude!!! ... I was just reading...

(>._.)> Kirby: Is that...

`.` John: GERTRUDE!  We have to get to CLASS...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Right, right...

`.` John: Hello?  We're new students...

p.p Mr. Flibbipopper: I am Mr. Flibbipopper, the Pedo---the math teacher!  Take a seat...

`.` John: Psst, Jessica...

(>^.^)> Jessica: ..wh...who are you?!

`.` John: It's me...

(>^.^)> Jessica: John!!!  ...did you have an operation?

`.` John: ... no... I disguised myself...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Ahhh, I gotcha, and who's that?

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm Gertrude!

`.` John: That's Kirby...

(>^.^)> Jessica: ...oh... ...ha...HA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...why is she laughing?

(>^.^)> Jessica: KIRBY YOU LOOK LIKE A PUDGY PINK SCHOOL GIRL!

`.` John: ....HAHAHAHAHAH HE DOES!!!!

p.p Mr. Flibbipopper: He?

`.` John: She... she... I said she...

p.p Mr. Flibbipopper: Right...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Psst, Jo--Johanna, what am I supposed to do with this?

`.` John: KIRBY WTH !!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOMB IN YOUR HAND?

(>O.o)> Kirby: Didn't you tell me to bring a bomb?

`.` John: NO! I SAID GET INTO A PROM DRESS AND MEET ME IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL...

(>^_^)> Kirby: Ooooh, I thought you said get into a Prom Dress, get a bomb and meet me in front of the school...

`.` John: ... you idiot...

*Boom*

(>x.o)> Kirby: Owe...

`.` John: You blew up the school...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Oh John!! Thank you for shielding me with your body...

`.` John: ...My skin... it burns...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Here, let me make it better...

`.` John: ... no... no thats okay... under other circumstances, I would let you make me feel better, but as of right now... I have to beat the living crap out of Kirby first and THEN you can make me feel better...

(>^.^)> Jessica: Let me help!

(>x.o)> Kirby: Come on guys, everyone else is just dead... it doesnt matter... ...we're still alive, right?

*THWACK*

`.` John: w0000

(>x.o)> Kirby: No John!! NOT THE BELT!

*THWACK*

(>^.^)> Jessica: w0000

(>x.x)> Kirby: Not you too, Cristina!

*THWACK THWACK THWACK*

(>RIP)>

 

(>`.`)> x01

 

(>`.`)> Kirby: Guys, I only have 1 life left... come on that isn't funny... guys?

*Thump thump thump*

(>o.O)> Kirby: Is someone in that closet over there???

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm going to open it..

*Open*

(>O_O)> Kirby: HOLYFUGGAMOLEYSHIZZLE!

).) Attendant: HARDER LINDSAY LOHAN UGH UGH UGH!

(>@.@)> Kirby: O M G!!!

~~End~~