(>^_^)> Kirby: I'm gonna get me some pussy today.
(>^_^)> Kirby: Some nice red hot kirby pussy w00t!
(>*-*)> Female Kirby: Well hello shuga, how 'bout u and me hook up, if you get my drift?
(>o_o)> Kirby: Hubba hubba!
*Two Minutes Later*

(>`o)(o *<)
(>`o`)> Kirby: Harder whore!! Harder!!
(>x_o)> Female Kirby: Woo, oo, oo... uhh...
(>O_O)> Kirby: AHHH!!! I did her too hard.
(>-_-)> Kirby: Well, if all else fales, masturbate...
==> ----O

(>O_O)> Kirby: WHAT ARE YOU???
~~~=(:o) Semenman: I am Semen Man, I am the entity of your sperm! Prepare to meet your doom!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Uhhhh, I guess I just have to inhale you.
(>O.o)> Kirby: Wait, I ain't inhaling my own pimp juice! I'll have to just beat u to death.
~~~=(:D) Semenman: Suit yourself! SPERM BLASTER!
~~~=(:0)~~~~~~~~~~~~O
<(O_O)>

(>O.o)> Kirby: How am I going to survive that semen blast?
(>=_=)> Kirby: This is retarded, I'm the only superhero that fights his own jizz.
<(>_>)> Kirby: Oh, that hooker! I can use her!
(>`O`)> (**)>
(>`O`)> Kirby: Super Whore Slut Attack!
(>`O`)>o00O~~~~~(O:)=---
(>^_^)> Kirby: Eat that slut!
---=(:/) Semenman: NOOO!
*BOOOM!*