*Meanwhile on Earth*

T.T Tim: Hey Greg, what up.

G.G Greg: Not much Tim, what about you Fred?

F.F Fred: Nope, nothing here Greg, you about you Jen?

J.J Jen: I'm fine Fred, how about you Lisa?

L.L Lisa: heh..heh..heh.. you will all.. perish..

T.T Tim: Ah, nothing to do, so bored...

G.G Greg: Hey Tim, you wanna go golfing?

T.T Tim: Nah, maybe later, I'd like to catch up on my studying because I'm a good studious role model for young children.

F.F Fred: You're right, things like drugs and sex shouldn't be done here in our group or else little kids may not think its right.

J.J Jen: Right, you should wait until you're home in your bathroom with a Victoria's Secret magazine before you should do stuff that you don't want others to know about.

L.L Lisa: ...Jen you're a Lesbian.

J.J Jen: ..n..no?

<(:-D) ???: I am Condomhead man! The embodiement of things that are slightly bad and naughty, but not completely dark and sinister as if I were I would probably be able to summon clouds of lightning with my speech and would be dressed in black and look somewhat 'badass'.  Unfortunately I'm a god damn head shaped like a condom.

T.T Tim: ... ... ahhhhh we must transform!

*Transforming sounds*

T.T Tim: Bergundy Ranger!

G.G Greg: Verdant Ranger!

F.F Fred: Azure Ranger!

J.J Jen: Magenta Ranger!

L.L Lisa: Topaz Ranger!

T.T Tim: Together, we are the WEAKLING RANGERS!

*Crappy Power Rangers music plays in the background*

<(:-D) Condomheadman: I AM THE GREAT CONDOMHEADMAN!  You're feeble colored costumes can not help you defeat me!

G.G Greg: We're all the colors of the rainbow!

F.F Fred: I get a tingly feeling in my pants when you say that, Greg.

L.L Lisa: I wish to cut off your testes.

<(:-x) Condomheadman: ...eh?

T.T Tim: Attack!

J.J Jen: Hiya!

<(:-D) Condomheadman: Hahaha, was that supposed to be a form of attack?

J.J Jen: I woman slapped him and it took no effect!

G.G Greg: I bet I can woman slap him ten times better!

F.F Fred: I know you can, Greg, you're so big and strong and handsome...

G.G Greg: I know Fred, I know...

<(:-o) Condomheadman: I suggest the use of condoms, Fred, as to not give Greg a baaaaaaaaad case of Herpes.

F.F Fred: Huh?

T.T Tim: No, don't listen to him! He'll possess your mind with his ... rubbery... uhhh...

<(:-D) Condomheadman: The safest sex is no sex!

J.J Jen: AHHH MY VIRGIN EARS!!!  THEY BURN LIKE THE COALS MY MOTHER SHOVES DOWN MY PANTS WHEN THE DEVIL MAKES MY BAD SPOTS BLEED!!

L.L Lisa: ...I wish to consume to your plasma.

T.T Tim: Okay, let's get out our cheesy weapons and blast him!

*Thwack, pow, slam, ker-knock, slap, swoosh, gaw00za!*

G.G Greg: ...what is that Fred?

F.F Fred: ..what's... what?

G.G Greg: That thing that just made the 'gaw00za' sound.

F.F Fred: ...

G.G Greg: Well?

F.F Fred: Uhhh... I didn't want to tell you this but...

T.T Tim: I think its working!

G.G Greg: Not now, Fred, we'll talk later!

F.F Fred: *phew* another day that Greg didn't find out about my...

<(x-o) Condomheadman: Yarg!  This stings like a 12 inch dick piercing the walls of a 6-year-old!

J.J Jen: AHHH MY EAAAARS!!!  THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE BEING FUCKED... BY WORDS!!!

T.T Tim: Come on guys, we must defeat him together!

<(:-D) Condomheadman: Could you all like stop being gay and maybe put up an actual fight?

L.L Lisa: I'll get the grenade launcher!

T.T Tim: Here you go Lisa!

L.L Lisa: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

*Click*

L.L Lisa: ...Greg you naive infadel!  You forgot to add ammo to the damn thing!

G.G Greg: ...No... that was Fred's job to add his ammo to my launcher...

F.F Fred: Huh?

G.G Greg: I mean put the ammo in the grenade launcher... yeah meant that...

<(:-D) Condomheadman: Prepare to get pwned!

<(>:-D) Condomheadman: Condom strike!

<(:-D) >)>)>)>)>)>)>)> T.T L.L F.F G.G J.J

*Explosion*

T.T Tim: Ah.. we've been... defeated...

(>O.O)> Kirby: GODDAMNIT, KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE!

<(:-D)

(>O.o)>

<(:-D)

(>`.`)> Kirby: Seriously, stop smiling like that... you're a fucking man with a condom for a head, that should make you sad.

<(:-c)

(>`.`)> Kirby: Better.  Now what the hell is going on in here?

T.T Tim: I am the Bergundy Ranger, I've been defeated despite my mighty morphing powers!

(>~.~)> Kirby: What the hell are you talking about?

T.T Tim: We're super heroes!

G.G Greg: Fred, I've been wounded in my pelvic region, you have to suck out the blood to save me.

F.F Fred: You mean right here Greg?

G.G Greg: Lower, Fred, lower.

F.F Fred: Here Greg?

G.G Greg: YES FRED YES!

L.L Lisa: ...I should not be subjected to this...

J.J Jen: My... ears...

T.T Tim: So... yeah... we're um... superheroes...

(>~.~)> Kirby: I have this sudden urge to side with trojan boy here.

<(:-D)

(>`.`)> Kirby: Wipe the smile off your face, dick!

<(:-c)

T.T Tim: We have to give you... our... powers...

(>`.`)> Kirby: No you don't... I'm not getting into your gay damn outfits.

G.G Greg: ...

F.F Fred: You have something against gay people?

(>. .)> Kirby: ...

T.T Tim: Okay, okay, can you just defeat the Condomheadman for us?

(>`.`)> Kirby: If I do... can I get something in return?

T.T Tim: We can give you-

F.F Fred: I HAVE AN IDEA--

T.T Tim: FRED RESTRICT YOUR DAMN HOMOSEXUAL URGERS FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE!

G.G Greg: You can speak to him like-

L.L Lisa: SILENCE OR I SHALL CASTRATE YOU AND TURN THAT USELESS EXCUSE INTO FISH FOOD.

F.F G.G Fred and Greg: ...

T.T Tim: Right, so we'll give you a couple thousand, maybe a robot and you can have a pack of skittles.

(>`.`)> Kirby: And a brownie.

T.T Tim: ...and a brownie.

(>^_^)> Kirby: SCORE!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hold on, I have to call in backup for the fight.

*Poof*

(>`.`)> Kirby: MEET MY FRIENDS!

@_@ General: ...AHHH NAZI SCUM!!!  PREPARE TO FEEL THE BUSHIDO OF THE SAMURAI!

9.9 Dave Thomas: I may be old (and dead) but I still pack a punch!

^.^ Cristina: I'm an extremely hot, sexy, gorgeous, cute, sweet 16 year old girl!

`.` John: ...Don't I know it!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Together we are... going to kick your ass!

<(:-D)

(>~.~)> Kirby: Wrong face.

<(:-C)

(>`.`)> Kirby: Right.

<(:-C) Condomheadman: Condom strike?

<(:-C) >)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)> `.`

`.` John: Counter attack - THE PILL!!!

<(:-C) >)>)>= = = = `.`

`.` John: Quickly, Cristina!

^.^ Cristina: Sexy beam attack!

                = = = = `.`

<(:-C) >)>)

                ~-~-~-~ ^.^

*Boom*

<(x-c) Condomheadman: Noooo...

=.= Queen Bhag: No! My creation can not fail!  ERECT ... I MEAN GROW!

*Throws down giant spikey dildo... I mean staff*

<(:-D) Condomheadman: Hahaha, I'm now a size XXXXXXXXXXXXL condom... let's see if my package grew too!

<(:-C) Condomheadman: ...

^.^ Cristina: Pffft, there's no condom big enough to fit-

(>`.`)> Kirby: We have to somehow get bigger to fight him!

@_@ General: Quickly!  To the bat mobile!

9.9 Dave Thomas: ...no...no bat mobile.

(>`.`)> Kirby: We could all get into giant robots...

`.` John: That's the stupidest god damn idea I've heard you say yet.  I will not put myself into a giant dinosaur to battle a condom.

^.^ Cristina: We can take him out at this size anyway!

`.` John: I know! We can combine our powers to defeat him!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Randomness!

`.` John: Chaotic destruction with use of supreme power!

^.^ Cristina: Love (for John)!

@_@ General: ...Capitalist values!

9.9 Dave Thomas: Fast food franchizes!

h.h ???: By your powers combined I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

~Captain planet, he's our hero, gonna bring pollution down to zero!~

<(:-D) Condomheadman: Hahaha... *crush*

h.h Captain Planet: Wow... I died already.

@_@ General: Haha, Colonel, get our nucleur weapons ready!  Prepare to eat radiation Mr. Kruchev!

9.9 Dave Thomas: Perpare for war Wendy's Chicken Nuggets!

( ) Chicken Nugget: Yes Master!  We live to obey your command!

^.^ `.`

(>`.`)> Kirby: JOHN, CRISTINA, ATTACK HIM WITH SOMETHING!

`.` John: Later, okay?

(>.\/.)> Kirby: NOW!!

`.` John: FINE!!!

`.` John: SCREW YOU CONDOM MAN

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`.` John: Asshole Condom!

(>o.o)> Kirby: ...

^.^ Cristina: Awww, John, you're so big and strong...

@_@ General: I take a shit in your face you North Korean commie scum!

(>o.o)> Kirby: That was so incredibly kick ass I could masturbate to that for weeks.

@_@ General: I spit in your general direction, damn socialist republic of ass lickers!

=.= Queen Bhag: ...I'm not dealing with that shit... too damn powerful for me...

*Explosion*

=.= Queen Bhag: Ah, what the hell, the platform is exploding?

@_@ General: DIE COMMUNIST OLD QUEEN!!!

=.= Queen Bhag: ...AHHHHHHHHH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

@_@ General: THE WINDS OF THE KAMAKAZIE SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN!!!!

*BOOOOM*

@_@ General: Wait... isn't the purpose of a kamakazie mission the death of the attack as well as the defender?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Who did you strap the explosives to?  You or her?

@_@ General: Her.

(>O.o)> Kirby: When... who... how?

@_@ General: I'm that good.

 

^.^ `.` <---- CENSORED

 

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