*BOOM*
*KABOOOOM!!!!*
(>^_^)> Kirby: I feel so much more happy now.
(>^.^)> Jessica: Awww, what game were you two playing?
(>^_^)> Kirby: Who can run around like a headless chicken the longest before getting blown up in the most excruciatingly
painful death imaginable.
(>^.^)> Jessica: Sounds kinda fun... if you're not playing. Want to play a different game now Kirby?
(>^_^)> Kirby: Sure!
(>^.^)> Jessica: How about we go and swim in pond!
(>o.o)> Kirby: ... but we don't have clothes
(>^.^)> Jessica: We don't need them!
(>O.O)> Kirby: ...
(>^_^)> Kirby: SURE!!!!
(>^.^)> Jessica: Because we never wore any to begin with!!!
(>._.)> Kirby: Oh yeah...
(>^.^)> Jessica: Oh wait, nevermind, we'll be late for the hotel if we go for a swim now, come on Kirby, let's
go before check in time is over!
*So Kirby and Jessica go to the Hotel*
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...Shady Hotel of Doom... 'Once you sleep here, you'll never wake'... 'Always a vacancy'.
Okay, this doesn't look like a good hotel to sleep in...
(>^.^)> Jessica: COME ON, PLEASE!!! I PAID A LOT OF ... ... GRASS AND BEADS FOR IT...
(>-.-)> Kirby: Can we sleep at a real hotel?
(>^.^)> Jessica: This IS a real hotel.
(>-.-)> Kirby: A real FAKE one.
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: Welcome to Shady Hotel of Doom...
(>O.O)> Kirby: Ack! King Dee Dee Dee!!! DIE MOFO!!!
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: ... Uhhhh... Kirby??? NO I SWEAR I DIDNT--
(>O.O)> Kirby: YOU F*ING ATE MY CAR YOU FAT PIG!!!
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: I can explain!
(>O.O)> Kirby: It is IMPOSSIBLE to explain why parts of my car currently make up molecules in your cells.
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: Uhhhhh...
(>O.O)> Kirby: IN ADDITION YOUR NAME IS WAAAY TOO LONG.
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: ...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Here, let me shake your hand...
d.d King Dee Dee Dee: I... uhh... okay...
*Shake*
(>^_^)>
*Shake*
d.d
*Shake*
(>.\/.)>
*Throw*
d.d King D.D.D: No, don't hurt me!!! DONT HURT ME!!!
(>.\/.)> Kirby: NAH.
d.d King D.D.D: What are you doing behind the counter??
(>^_^)> Kirby: Ah-hah, look, its a... a...
(>^_^)>
(>^_o)>
(>o_o)>
(>._.)> Kirby: Mr. Fungul's Erection Cream?
d.d King D.D.D: It's... ummm... my wifes?
(>`.`)> Kirby: You don't have one, you'd crush her.
d.d King D.D.D: ...y-yeah...uhh... its my cousin's?
(>-_-)> Kirby: Ah look, duck porn... I wonder what this is for too...
d.d King D.D.D: ...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ah, here it is, a chainsaw!
(>^.^)> Jessica: Why would anyone have a chainsaw in a hotel...?
d.d King D.D.D: To ... uhh.. for .. your safety?
(>`.`)> Kirby: He was holding it for me, Jessica, so I can show King D.D.D here whether or not a duck has a spleen!
(>^.^)> Jessica: How wonderful of him!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yes indeed!
*Revs up Chainsaw*
(>^_^)> Kirby: Look, King D.D.D, count the times the Chainsaw spins now and you win!
d.d King D.D.D: It's 10 revolutions per 1.24 seconds...
(>o.O)> Kirby: Uh... to the 10th digit...
d.d King D.D.D: 1.2372910292 seconds
(>o.O)> Kirby: No, the correct answer was... uhh... 1.2372910293...
d.d King D.D.D: NO I FORGOT TO ROUND!!!
(>^_^)> Kirby: ROUNDING IZ IMPORTANT!!!
d.d King D.D.D: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS LIKE THAT FERTILITY CREAM!!!!
(>`O`)> Kirby: MUAHAHAHAHHAHA I AM A SAVAGE BEAST!
d.d King D.D.D: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY TESTICLATS!
(>`.`)>
(>^.^)> Jessica: What's the matter, Kirby?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Mmm, ran out of energy...
d.d King D.D.D: I'm still alive... Killlll meeeeeee.... Killllll meeeeeeeeeee......
(>^_^)> Kirby: You'll live!
d.d King D.D.D: Get him Kracko!
{ O } Kracko: I AM KRACKO!!! I AM A CLOUD OF COCAINE SMOG!!!
(>-_-)> Kirby: Chainsaws don't work on clouds of Cocaine Smog with a single eyeball, do they?
{ O } Kracko: I... wouldn't know.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Does exploding work?
{ O } Kracko: King D.D.D... is it just me or has Kirby become about a thousand times more stronger
and sadistic?
(>^_^)> Kirby: w00t w00t w00t!!! MY BLOOD IS RAGE AND MY VEINS ARE... ... VEINS OF RAGE..?
d.d King D.D.D: ...
{ O } Kracko: ...eh?
(>^.^)> Jessica: I'll be right back, okay Kirby?
(>^_^)> Kirby: Sure, Jessica. By the way, if you hear any explosions, don't pay ANY heed to them.
(>^.^)> Jessica: Okay, Kirby!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(>^.^)> Jessica: Wonder what that was... oh well, Kirby say not to pay any heed to it!
(>`.`)> Kirby: And that's your lesson on nucleur fission!
d.d { O }
(>`.`)> Kirby: Guys?
(>`O`)> Kirby: GUYS!!!
(>`.`)> d.d { O }
(>^_^)> d.d { O }
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(>^.^)> Jessica: Another explosion? Oh well.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(>^.^)> Jessica: Hmm hmm hmm hmm...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(>^.^)> Jessica: Kirby? I found a better deal on a hotel!
(>^_^)> Kirby: Great, let's go!
~~~(:D) Semenman: Welcome to Semen Hotel, the entity of your own sp-... dreams..., prepare to meet your do---... bellhop!
{ o } Spermboy: Yeah! I'm your bellhop!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Semenman?
~~~(:O) Semenman: Kirby!!! How ya doin' buddy!
(>-_-)> Kirby: You are my arch-rival... not my buddy.
~~~(:D) Semenman: Yeah, well, I decided to settle down and start making a living for myself... well not really, me and
spermboy were just really bored...
(>-_-)> Kirby: Do we have to fight right now?
~~~(:O) Semenman: Oh HELL no, it's a tuesday...
(>o.O)> Kirby: 'kay... okay, we'll take a room...
~~~(:D) Semenman: Hey hey Kirby!! Taking her out for a night, eh? Eh buddy?? EH??
(>`.`)> Kirby: Jessica? Nah, she's just a good friend.
~~~(:O) Semenman: Haha, good friend? GOOD FRIEND!!! That's what they all say!
(>O.o)> Kirby: They ALL say that?
~~~(:/) Semenman: Well nine tenths do anyway.
(>`.`)> Kirby: I wonder who 'They' are...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.1 They Counsel Leader: Today, in the Counsel of They, we are all going to say something.
2.2 They Acolyte: I am in honor of saying: "If you can't put your shoe on a hook, you might as well kill your mom."
1.1 They Counsel Leader: All in favor?
3.3 4.4 5.5 6.6 They Acolytes: Aye Scotty!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~(:O) Semenman: Well you know what They say, if you can't put your shoe on a hook, you might as well kill your mom.
(>O.o)> Kirby: ...I don't wear shoes.
~~~(:/) Semenman: Oh... um okay.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yes, well, anyway... I think I'm going to cash in tonight.
~~~(:D) Semenman: HAVE A NICE DAY - SIR!
*So, during the night...*
(>-.-)> Kirby: zZzZzZz...
(>^.^)> Jessica: Oh, dearest Kirby, if only I could pronounce my love to you while you're awake... how I'd smother
you with kisses and my pink flappy arms and feet and pink round body and we'd bounce up and down like two bouncy rubber balls...
speaking of balls...
(>-.-)> <(^.^<)
(>^.^)> Jessica: OHMYGOSH!!! And some girls say size doesn't matter! I'd perfer Kirby to a 30 foot
pillar!!
(>-.o)> Kirby: What are you doing.
(>^.^)> Jessica: Examining something.
(>-.o)> Kirby: What are you examining?
(>^.^)> Jessica: Things.
(>-.o)> Kirby: What... kinds of things?
(>^.^)> Jessica: Big things. Long things.
(>-.o)> Kirby: ...Jessica...
(>^.^)> Jessica: Y-yes Kirby??
(>-.o)> Kirby: You frighten me...
(>^.^)> Jessica: I LOVE YOU TOO KIRBY!!!
(>-.-)> Kirby: zZzZzZz...
(>^.^)> Jessica: Errr... ... yeah... good night Kirby.
(>^.^)>(-.-<)
*Kiss*
(>^.^)> Jessica: zZzZzZz...
~~~(:O) Semenman: KIRBY!!! KIRBY!!!
(>O.O)> Kirby: No, Scott, I refuse to have ANY ANAL SEX with you!
~~~(:o) Semenman: Errr... anyway... a giant creature has stolen the Star Rod from the Shrine and is using it to wreak
havoc on dreamland!
(>`O`)> Kirby: Argh!! NOT AGAIN!!! Why can't they just leave that Dildo alone!!! It doesn't have mystic
powers beside the fact it can make a woman hit her climax in under two minutes.
~~~(:D) Semenman: Right. Well you have to go save the world now.
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...Why...
~~~(:/) Semenman: Well, you're Kirby, it's your job.
(>-.-)> Kirby: Nah, I hate Pop Star, I hate Dreamland, I hate everything...
~~~(:O) Semenman: You're Emo??
(>O.o)> Kirby: No, because people understand me, and I'm not depressive, and I don't listen to Emo shit and I
don't wear Emo glasses, and I dont have an Emo haircut and I'm an active anti-Emo advocate.
~~~(:|) Semenman: Uh-huh... well you can go and kill stuff now.
(>-.-)> Kirby: After I sleep a little... zZzZzZz...
~~~(:o) Semenman: O..k..a..y..
*o* *o* Evil Man: Gwahhahhahahahahhahdashdadasjdiwn I am evil. I am so evil...
[;;;] I
take up TWO ENTIRE rows with just my big ugly face!
(>-.o)> Kirby: Amazing. Leave. Now.
*o* *o* Evil Man: No!! Now with my magical Star Rod...
[;;;]
(>-.o)> Kirby: Dildo.
*o* *o* Evil Man: ...magical Star Dildo. I will destroy all of Dreamland!!! Muahahah
[;;;] uahhahahahahahahahahhdadawicjaisdiasdasheisnda
weener.
(>`.`)> Kirby: *Yawn* Listen, punk, the only think you can do with that is make a couple of women
really happy.
*o* *o* Evil Man: But.. then why is it so sacred?
[;;;]
(>`.`)> Kirby: It's a Dildo that can get a woman off in 2 minutes or less.
*o* *o* Evil Man: That's it?
[;;;]
(>`.`)> Kirby: Yeah, now if you don't mind... take this here potion.
*o* *o* Evil Man: Okay! ... *gulp gulp gulp*
[;;;]
(>^_^)> Kirby: Have fun with your innards exploding like a pidgeon at an old wedding!
*o* *o* Evil Man: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[;;;]
~~~(:o) Semenman: ...ew... he just collapsed into a pile of goo.
(>^_^)> Kirby: I'll be taking the Star Dildo. Here you go Jessica, I'll show you how it enhances a man while
he holds it.
(>^.^)> Jessica: Enhances? A male? Whatever do you mean?
(>^_^)> Kirby: Follow me my lovely Jessica!
~~~(:O) Semenman: Wait - no!!! Take me too!!! TAKE ME TOO!!! I LOVE YOU KIRBY!!!
(>-_-)> Kirby: What time is it?
~~~(:o) Semenman: 12:01?
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
~~~(xo) Semenman: ...
(>^_^)> Kirby: It's Wednesday now!
---So Kirby and Jessica went into the backroom and tested out the holy powers of the Star Rod Dildo---
~Terminus
