Comic #24 - A Look Into the General's Brain... Scary!
@_@ General: ...
O.o Colonel: What is wrong with you?
@_@ General: ...
O.o Colonel: Seriously, what the hell, you've been sitting in that vegitated state for WAY too long.
@_@ General: ...
O.o Colonel: ...yeah... here look, COMMUNISM, RIGHT OVER THERE...
@_@ General: ...
O.o Colonel: ACK!!! A NAZI! ... guess not.
@_@ General: ... *Sigh*
O.o Colonel: Argh! Did you actually take your medication for a change?
@_@ General: All those years ago... during World War II...
~Flashback~
@_@ General: Aye, Scotty, we'll take them from the rear!!!
O.o Colonel: I'm not Scotty, damnit!
@_@ General: ... wait... we're not in a flashback are we...
O.o Colonel: Nope. We're still right where we were from the beginning of the comic.
@_@ General: ...I thought I flashbacked... damn communists... THEY'VE STOLEN MY FLASHBACK ABILITY!!!
O.o Colonel: At least you're talking again...
@_@ General: That's it, I told Kennedy that he shouldn't of attacked Cuba...
O.o Colonel: ... I give up, seriously. I think I liked you better when you were a vegetable... what are you doing?
@_@ General: Activating the Nuke.
O< Speaker: Nucleur Launch activated. Countown in T minus 54 years, 4 months, 2 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes,
30 seconds and counting.
O.o Colonel: ...years?
@_@ General: Oh... I thought it said to put in my age...
O.o Colonel: ... umm...
@_@ General: ...oh yeah, now I remember what I was doing...
O.o Colonel: ...I'm scared.
@_@ General: I'll hold you Bobby McPrescot!
O.o Colonel: This is highly disturbing... I'm going to need a really good psychologist after this...
@_@ General: You're so warm Bobby, ooh, and you've been working out I see...
O.o Colonel: Stop nuzzling my chest, seriously.
~Meanwhile~
(>`.`)> Kirby: ... Hmm, wha't this.
(>`O`)> Kirby: A ROCKET OH MAH GAWD!!
(>`O`)| ^ |
|^`.`^| Kirby: I AM ROCKET KIRBY BRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
*BOOM*
O.o Colonel: What the hell was that?
(>x.x)> Kirby: Being rocket Kirby sucks.
@_@ General: Ahhh!!! The Nazi's are attacking.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Colonel, General, what's up guys... by the way you might want to fix your roof.
O.o Colonel: You fricken broke right through it.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ummm... thats because you had to fix it... get with it guys.
O.o Colonel: There is only enough room in this building for one retard.
(>`.`)> Kirby: You're right, now get out of here Colonel.
O.o Colonel: ...
@_@ General: Prepare yourself, the continent of Russia, for total nucleur warfare!
O.o Colonel: Sir...
O< Speaker: Nucleur Launch Detected.
(>o.o)> Kirby: Can he do that?
O.o Colonel: Relax, he's just playing Starcraft.
(>`o`)> Kirby: Oh.
O.o Colonel: We're in no real danger.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Uhhh....
*BOOM!*
(>x.x)> Kirby: Owe.
O.o Colonel: What the hell was that?
@_@ General: ...wait... I don't remember adding a skylight to this base...
O.o Colonel: You launched a bomb on us General!
@_@ General: A little too many skylights, if you ask me...
O.o Colonel: You moron!
@_@ General: It's like... one big skylight...
O.o Colonel:...ugh! I can't stand working for you!
(>`.`)> Kirby: ... Can I launch a bomb too?
@_@ General: Sure!
(>`O`)> Kirby: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
*Boom! Boom! Boom!*
O.o Colonel: Kirby, what are you shooting at?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Those groupings of miniature houses.
O.o Colonel: YOU'RE SHOOTING AT THE CITY?
(>`.`)> Kirby: You don't think they mind do you?
O.o Colonel: ...
@_@ General: They wish to be bombed, to be free of Communism, of course!
(>`o`)^ Kirby: Of course!
*Boom! Boom! Boom!*
@_@ General: This reminds me of that time...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Three-o-clock?
@_@ General: No the other time...
(>O.o)> Kirby: Seven forty-five?
@_@ General: Yes.
O.o Colonel: ...What?
@_@ General: ...
(>`.`)> Kirby: AWKWARD SILENCE IS CURED WITH EXPLOSIONS!
*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*
p.p Policeman: WEEWOO I AM TEH POLIZE MON!
(>`.`)> Kirby: OH MAH FAWKING GAWD TEH POLIZE!
@_@ General: It's the SS!!!
p.p Police: Ptchew! Ptchew!
(>x.x)> Kirby: Argh! I've been hit!
p.p Policeman: Haha! Ptchew! Ptchew!
O.o Colonel: What in the world are you guys doing?
(>x.x)> Kirby: Tell my wife ... that I wish she would've died sooner... so I could spend her social security money
on my girlfriend. And tell my kids that I never loved them.
@_@ General: Ptchew! Ptchew! Wait - I found my handcannon! Poof - Baboosh!
p.p Policeman: Argh!!! My body iz teh explodededz!!!1one
p.p <(x.x<) @_@
O.o Colonel: YOU ALL NEED TO BE. ON. M E D I C A T I O N.
(>x.x)> Kirby: Can I be on Acid?
O.o Colonel: NO.
(>v.v)> Kirby: Damn.
~Terminus
