Comic #26) The Great Semenman Journey!
~~~(:D) Semenman: Hmmm... I think its time to do something random.
{o o} Spermboy: Like what, great Semenman?
~~~(:D) Semenman: Like a journey to a faraway land.
{o o} Spermboy: Ummm... like Walmart?
~~~(:D) Semenman: No, even further!
{o o} Spermboy: McDonalds?
~~~(:/) Semenman: You're not a very bright one are you, spermboy?
{o o} Spermboy: ...
~Meanwhile~
`.` John: Kirby? KIRBY? KIRBY? KIRBY??? KIRBY!!!
(>-_-)> Kirby: ...
`.` John: Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! Kirby!
Kirby!
(>O.O)> Kirby: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!!
`.` John: Oh, I just wanted to repeat your name is an annoying and repetitive fashion.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Why?
`.` John: It's tuesday.
(>`o`)> Kirby: Is it?
`.` John: Yep.
(>`.`)> Kirby: I thought for sure it was August.
`.` John: It's that too.
(>@.@)> Kirby: Ahhhh, stop, my poor brain has been confused!
`.` John: Dude, is that Semenman walking down the path?
(>`.`)> Kirby: God, does that stupid fricken half-a-chromosone EVER sit still?
`.` John: I always thought they kinda needed to live in, you know, like, liquids, right? You know, sperm?
(>`.`)> Kirby: I don't want to get into technicalities about this. Ever. 'Kay?
`.` John: ...Alright. Should we ambush them?
(>`.`)> Kirby: It's a sperm and a wad of semen, it isn't going to cause THAT much trouble. Maybe gross out
a few people, cause other to disenfect themselves, maybe stir a riot, nothing serious.
`.` John: Oh my gawd!
(>`O`)> Kirby: What???
`.` John: TAX COLLECTOR!
w.w Tax Collector: Oh no! An ambush! ARRRGH!
`.` John: I bit off his head!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I bit off his leg!
`.` John: ...He had three legs?
(>O_O)> Kirby: I need to go use the bathroom... and then use a bottle of mouthwash...
~Umm... end meanwhile-ingness?~
~~~(:D) Semenman: Did you hear something?
{o o} Spermboy: Do we even have ears?
~~~(:D) Semenman: No.
{o o} Spermboy: Look, its the city square!
u.u Guy: Oh - oh my god, its a giant floating sperm!
~~~(:O) Semenman: FOOL. I AM SEMENMAN!
u.u Guy: You're a FLOATING SPERM.
~~~(>:O) Semenman: SPERM BLASTER!
~~~(:O) =O =O =O =O =O u.u
u.u Guy: ...ew?
{o o} Spermboy: This jerk just refuses to go down, doesn't he?
~~~(:D) Semenman: Don't worry, I saved the best for last.
~~~(:D)ܢ►♀3♂8☺1/♦7►9ε u.u
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Rebooting Comic.
Reboot successful.
Adding stupidity factor.
Hacking your computer.
Downloading Porn.
All complete.
Your computer is infected with a virus.
You are the weakest link goodbye.
Comic Resuming.
