Comic #27) Kirby Plays Videogames
`.` John: What do you want to do?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Let's play video games.
`.` John: Okay, what do you want to play first?
(>`o`)> Kirby: Oh, let's play dot Hack!
-5 Minutes Later-
(>-_-)> Kirby: Holy SHIT this is reptitive, I'm bored off my ASS!
`.` John: I think we should move on to another game...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Final Fantasy 10?
`.` John: I advise against it.
(>.\/.)> Kirby: Well One through Six was great...
`.` John: But Seven through Ten took a turn for the worse...
-5 Minutes Later-
(>o.o)> Kirby: What the hell? Can you breathe underwater that long?
`.` John: No.
(>`o`)> Kirby: Is it me, or is the main character a tad bit gay?
`.` John: No, you're perfectly correct in assuming Tidus is the biggest pansy character in ANY Final Fantasy.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Even bigger than Squall?
`.` John: Horribly so.
(>`.`)> Kirby: How about FFX-2?
`.` John: Dude, don't touch that...
(>O.O)> Kirby: I like this game...
`.` John: BOTH HANDS ON THE CONTROL KIRBY!
(>._.)> Kirby: ...Sorry.
`.` John: ...
(>o.o)> Kirby: John? This gameplay...
`.` John: Sucks.
(>o.o)> Kirby: Majorly. I have to fucking move around a grid in order to make my characters slowly strip
their clothes in different ways to become some super-freak show that displays their ever-growing bosoms?
`.` John: I'm positive with each level they gain, their breasts grow bigger.
(>^_^)> Kirby: Ah, if only Jessica had similar features...
`.` John: Kirbies don't have breasts, do they?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Uh... not ... really... ANYWAY - How about this game?
`.` John: Zelda the Windwaker?
(>o.o)> Kirby: Dude, what the fuck is this? You sure Nintendo didn't take a stab at 'Paper Zelda'?
`.` John: Positive.
(>-_-)> Kirby: Look, John, Link's a sailor now! Of course! What a great new idea... Sailor 5-year-old
Link... braving the paper ocean!
`.` John: Here, play this.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes?
`.` John: It's good.
(>o.o)> Kirby: Look, Samus has all her powerups! ... now she doesn't! How... Metroid-like...
`.` John: Yep.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Screw this, why can't she just, you know, not do that?
`.` John: Because Nintendo is losing money to make their games original...
-At Nintendo-
-.- Nintendo Boss: Ugh, we don't have enough money to make original games. *Says a bunch of Chinese shit*
-At John's House-
`.` John: Kirby?
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...John?
`.` John: I'm going to eat you now.
(>O.o)>
`.` John: You heard me.
(>._.)> Kirby: Uh... woah, look over there!
`.` John: What? Where?
O===( Lazar Beam Can0n: ...What! I wasn't raiding your fridge!
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`.` John: OMFG LAZAR BEAMZ LOL!!11one
(>o.o)> Kirby: *huff huff huff* ... what was THAT?
`.` John: Where did Kirby go?
(>`.`)> Kirby: I think I got away from him... what's this?
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|The Best Game Ever|
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(>`.`)> Kirby: Let me just place in my GBA and... uhhh...
*POOF*
X_X ???: I am Ex-Death, the lord of all destruction, prepare yourself to meet the ultimate video game villian!
(>o.o)> Kirby: Ack!!!
X_X Ex-Death: ...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Well... uhh... this is awkward.
X_X Ex-Death: Yep.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Now what?
X_X Ex-Death: Your Doom! RAWR!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Really?
X_X Ex-Death: Sure, why not.
(>`.`)> Kirby: I dunno.
X_X Ex-Death: Uh... wait here.
(>`.`)> Kirby: 'Kay.
*Five Minutes Later*
`.` John: ...who are you?
X_X Ex-Death: Umm... can I borrow a super-machine by any chance?
O===( Lazar Beam Can0n: Damn, I'm only a ultimate-machine...
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`.` John: I said get out my fridge, and don't eat that Cheese, its been in there since I found out I was lactose
intolerant...
O===( Lazar Beam Can0n: Uhh, exactly how long would that be?
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`.` John: Several months... maybe a year... or two...
*Explosion*
X_X Ex-Death: ...did it just explode from eating moldy cheese?
`.` John: I'd explode from eating any type of cheese.
X_X Ex-Death: Just like that Cannon?
`.` John: The what?
X_X Ex-Death: The CANNON.
`.` John: We don't have a cannon...
X_X Ex-Death: The big machine... its big and... machine-y?
`.` John: Oh... you mean the Can0n.
X_X Ex-Death: Right...
`.` John: Stupid ass.
***
(>`.`)> Kirby: Where is he... ugh, well he might need help trying to obliterate me, I should go lay a trap
down in the meantime to ensure he destroys me utterly and completely.
***
X_X Ex-Death: So you'd really explode from eating cheese?
`.` John: ...Sorta...
X_X Ex-Death: Like, kaboom?
`.` John: I don't think you get it... its not that sort of explosion, its more of a --
X_X Ex-Death: Here, drink this ... uhhh... not cheese shake?
`.` John: Okay... *gulp gulp gulp*
X_X Ex-Death: Muahahahahaha....
`.` John: Don't maniacally laugh while I'm drinking not cheese shakes, God...
X_X Ex-Death: Sorry...
`.` John: *Gulp gulp gulp gulp*
***
(>`.`)> Kirby: Time Bombs, set, Nucleur Warheads, set, Trip Mines, set, Army Tanks, set, Giant Killer Octopus?
Woops... where'd I leave that...
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`.` John: Hmmm... that's funny, I feel like I'm about to explode...
X_X Ex-Death: YES! EXPLODE!!! Muahahahah!
`.` John: Ack, I must use the bathroom before I explode all over myself!
X_X Ex-Death: Eh?
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(>`.`)> Kirby: Okay, awaiting that guy to come back...
***
X_X Ex-Death: Ugh, screw this, I'm gonna go kill that other guy now...
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(>`o`)> Kirby: There he is! Hey, you, come on, I set everything up already...
X_X Ex-Death: Woah, I tripped on this piece of string... owe... wait... what's that noise...
*Kaboom* *Boom* *Pow* *Kerflack* *Spaboom* *Bam!* *Piff*
X_X Ex-Death: ...the pain...
y_y Giant Killer Octopus: RAWRRR!!!!
X_X Ex-Death: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ooooo.... aaaaaaaaa.... oooooooo...
`.` John: Hey Kirby, what happened here?
(>`.`)> Kirby: That guy accidently fell for his own trap.
`.` John: Oh...
X_X Ex-Death: That's it - prepare to die, Transform!!!
