Kirby has just defeated Semenman, the entity of his own sperm, and is now going to work...
(>`_`)[]<--- Cell Phone.
(>`.`)>[] Kirby (Through Cell): So drop it off where? How much? What time? Got it.
(>`.`)> Kirby: I hate being a Drug Dealer, but hey, it's easy cash.
<(<_<)>
<(>_>)>
(>`.`)>O<-- Crack.
(>^o^)> Jessica: Well hi there Kirby, whatcha doing?
(>O_O)> Kirby: Uh! HI Jessica, shouldn't you be, you know, doing... rrr, things

(>^o^)> Jessica: What's the matter, Kirby.. what are you staring at?
(>^_^)>
(>`.`)> Kirby: Oh, sorry, just looking at your b--- that guy... who just passed...
(>^o^)> Jessica: What guy?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Behind you!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Where? Wait, Kirby, where did you go?
(>`.`)> Kirby: Ugh, she's getting annoying, stupid prude.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Finally here you are.
<['_'|> Robot: Thank you for the drugs, Kirby, now die, ha. ha. ha. ha.

<['-']> Robot: Come my fellow robots.  We Shall eliminate kirby.
<['_']> <['-']> <[o_o]> <[~-~]> <[O.o]> Robots: We are the 1337 bots.
(>`.`)> Kirby: 1337?
<[~-~]> Bot #4: 1/\//\/l)33l).
(>-_-)> Kirby: Oh my god, that's GAY, don't talk like that.
<['_']> Bot #1: 3/\/0u9l-l @77@cl<
(>`.`)> Kirby: You're pissing me off!
<(`O`)> Kirby: Copy Technique!
<['-']> Bot #2: Y0u c@/\/ /\/07 l)0 7|-|47 70 u5!!

*Meawhile in r0x's secret hideout...*
@.@ r0x0rz: Ha ha ha fax cum on me ha ha ha.
#_# Fax: But, r0x, I'm not gay like u!
@.@ r0x0rz: Well then I'll hack u to ghayness ha ha.
#_# Fax: r0x, dude, Map Hack doesn't work in the real world.
@_@ r0x: ...
@_@ r0x: I HAXED U CUZ I 1337!
**ShAtTeR!**
@_@ r0x: WHO THE PoOP ARE yOu!!!
(>-_-)> Kirby: Phew! I had to run from those stupid 1337 bots.
(>`.`)> Kirby: So you're r0x, right? I'm Kirby.
@_@ r0x: MOM THERE R STRANGE PPL IN MY ROOM!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Prepare to die r0x u gay hacker!
@_@ r0x: But I'm too gay to die!! Fax! Mom! Save me!!
#_# Fax: I will do anything for u r0x cuz I am ur luver!
#_# Fax: Beam Attack!
#_# - - - -._ <(-_-<)
(>'.')> Kirby: That was one weak beam attack.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Spread Beam Cannon!
(>`.`)>) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) #_#
*b00m*
@_@ r0x: U KIL MEH LUVAR OMG cum 1337 bots protect me!
<[-_-]> Bot #2: /\/\@573l^!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Retarded 1337 bots, ur gayness nearly exceeds r0x's.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Mega Fighting Technique: Summon Tacos!
(' ' ' ' ') <--- Giant Taco!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Kill the 1337 bots giant Taco God.
(' ' ' ' ') <[O_O]> <[O_O]> <[O_O]>
<[O.o]> Bot #6: \/\/3 @l^3 /\/07 1337 3/\/0u9l-l 70 74|<3 0/\/ 74<0 90l)!!!
*Random Robotic Screaming*
(>`.`)> Kirby: Now ur ghay 1337 bots r dead, and you have no more defenses!
@_@ r0x: No I too 1337 for u 2 kill me! I Map Hack you!

@_@ r0x: Map Hack!!!
@_@: Uhhh...
@_@ r0x: Ack! Mom!!! Save me!
*_* r0x Mom: What the HELL is the matter u little cumbucket?
*_* r0x Mom: You know no one likes you because your a gay hacker, what?
@_@: Umm, Kirby is going to kill me!
*_* r0x Mom: Kirby? Oh, hi there Kirby!
@_@ r0x: You know him?
*_* r0x Mom: Know him? I gave him head a couple of nights ago.
@_@ r0x: ...
*_* r0x Mom: Is he bothering you Kirby?
(>`.`)> Kirby: He did sorta try to kill me.
*_* r0x Mom: SHAME ON YOU R0x!!

*_* r0x Mom: Run along now Kirby, I'm gonna go and kill my gay son.
@_@ r0x: But mom!! but- but!
*_* r0x Mom: Yes, we know you like it up the butt, now shut up!
*_* r0x Mom: Anti Hacker Beam ATTACK!
*_* >----O @_@
**r0x died a blood gruesome death much to everyone's delight**
`.` ChaosChronicle: Yo, OverlordLaharl, did you hear the news?
)_) Overlord: No, I was too busy doing something utterly random, what?
`.` ChaosChronicle: r0x is DEAD!
)_) Overlord: omfg w00t lets throw a party!