~~~(:D) Semenman: Spermboy, get over here!!

{o o} Spermboy: Yes, Semenman?

~~~(:D) Semenman: Why is there a hole in my kitchen?

{o o} Spermboy: That's the faucit...

~~~(:o) Semenman: No, the big hole.  The one you can look through.

{o o} Spermboy: Uhh... w-where?

~~~(>:O) Semenman: Why the hell did you make a hole in my kitchen?

{o o} Spermboy: I'm sorry, Semenman!  I didn't know that fruitcake was so hard!

~~~(:O) Semenman: You took my fruitcake?

{o o} Spermboy: Yes!  I took it and threw it against the wall... I... I was bored!

~~~(:D) ======O {O O}

*Boom*

~~~(:D) Semenman: What a little shit.

-Meanwhile-

|>`.`|> Xirby: Gahahaha!  We shall capture Semenman, attendant Willy!

o  <--- Rock.

|>`.`|> Xirby: Willy?

o

|>`o`|> Xirby: Ingeious!  We do need a rocket launcher.

o

|>`.`|> Listen, Willy, I want to shoot the rockets, you can reload.

o

|>`O`|> Xirby: Shut up!!

o Rock: (What is up with this fag?)

-Back at Semenman's...-

~~~(:D) Semenman: What's that noise?

*BOOM*

|>`.`|> Xirby: Ha, ha!  I have destroyed your kitchen!

~~~(:O) Semenman: My bloody kitchen!! You sob, there was already a hole in it!

|>`o`|> Xirby: Oh... Willy why didn't you tell me!

o

|>`O`|> Xirby: No!  My penis is so longer than that!

o

|>`.`|> Xirby: Cherry flavored, of course.

~~~(:o) Semenman: ...

|>`.`|> Xirby: I shall capture you, Semenman!  For you have fought Kirby several times and therefore are experienced at fighting him!

~~~(:D) Semenman: Listen, Xirby, I'm the entity of sperm, I just wish to continue my life of modeling underwear.

|>`.`|> Xirby: No.

~~~(:D) Semenman: Then let us do battle!

|>`.`|> Xirby: Uh... attack 1337 bots!

<|o.o|> 1337 Bot: \/\/3 5|-|4||  |<1|| (_) |_0|_.

~~~(:D) Semenman: No!

<|-_-|> 1337 Bot: y35!

~~~(:D) ~o ~o ~o ~o <|-_-|>

*Boom*

<|-_-|> 1337 Bot: 5y573/\/\ |=41|(_)|^3!111

|>`.`|> Xirby: How did you defeat them that quickly!

~~~(:D) Semenman: Your 1337 bots are nothing against my penetrating sperm!

|>`.`|> Xirby: Damn, I knew I should have installed an anti-virus program...

~~~(:D) Semenman: No anti-virus program can protect against my AIDS!

|>O.o|> Xirby: No!  I must defeat you with my condom!

~~~(:O) Semenman: Condom?!  NOOOOO!!!

|>`.`|> Xirby: Take this!  My cherry flavored trojan will prevent any accidents with 99.9% protection!

~~~(:D) Semenman: Too bad your rubber will break - it's too small!

|>`.`|> Xirby:  Damn.  You're right, it's only a medium!

~~~(:D) Semenman: Sperm Blast!

~~~(:D) ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o <|`.`<|

|>^.^|> Xirby: Ha ha ha!  I eat sperm for breakfast!

~~~(:o) Semenman: ...what?

|>`.`|> Xirby: Ummm... I mean EWWWW I JUST ATE SPERM!

o Rock: (What a flamer)

|>`o`|> Xirby: Take this!  Birth Control!!

~~~(:D) Semenman: I can't be prevented that easily.

|>`o`|> o o o (o:)~~~

~~~(:D) SEmenman: Ahhh!! ...uhh shouldn't I feel pain?

|>`.`|> Xirby: Shit... that was advil...

~~~(:D) Semenman: All my headaches have vanished!

|>`.`|> Xirby: I will defeat you... I must!

~~~(:D) Semenman: You will never defeat me!

|o.O| ???: I am the Fruitcake Mutant!

|>-_-|> Xirby: Damn, I shouldn't of left that radioactive waste next to that fruitcake.

~~~(:O) Semenman: There's my fruitcake!

|o.O| Druitcake Mutant: I will crush you in fruity ways!

|>`o`|> Xirby: Nevar! I perfer the top!

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: Ha ha ha!  I am for more fruity than you!

|>O.O|> Xirby: Oh yeah?

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: Yeah.

|>`O`|> Xirby: Queer blast!

|>`.`|> 8=========)> |o.O|

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: Lawler.

|>o.o|> Xirby: I'm not gay enough?  Double you tee eff!

~~~(:o) Semenman: Ummm... why is there so much homoerotic subtext going around here?

|>`O`|> Xirby: Subtext?  I thought it was more obvious than that!

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: ...what did I just step on?

{o o} Spermboy: Owe... jeez... what are you?

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: I am the great Fruitcake Mutant!

{o o} Spermboy: Ahhhhh!!! Fruitcake!

~~~(:/) Semenman: Maybe if you didn't throw the goddamned fruitcake through my kitchen wall...

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: Why must I exist... I'm such a... such a horrible form of cake.  Who eats me anyway.  I'm a gift no one wants.  I'm so lost in a world full of people.

|>`.`|> Xirby: At least you're not as gay as me.

~~~(>:O) Semenman: Everyone get out of my kitchen.  Now.

{o o} Spermboy: Including me?

~~~(:O) Semenman: ESPECIALLY you.

|>`.`|> Xirby: Fine... Willy let's go.

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: Fine, fine...

{o o} Spermboy: Some sidekick you made me out to be... jerkwad.

~~~(:D) Semenman: Finally, I can get back to my soap opera...

[☼] T.V: Ohh, Jordan, how could you do this to me!

[☼] T.V: I... I didn't mean to!

[☼] T.V: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY BLENDER!

[☼] T.V: ...so?

[☼] T.V: What the hell?

[☼] T.V: It made it hurt.  You never make it hurt.

[☼] T.V: ...you turned it on High didin't you...

[☼] T.V: Maybe.

[☼] T.V: That wasn't a Strawberry Daquery, was it...

[☼] T.V: Negatory.

[☼] T.V: I'll be right back, I need to vomit.

[☼] T.V: 'kay.

~~~(:c) Semenman: Brings a tear to my eyes.

 

(>`.`)> Kirby: Ummm...

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: FRUITCAKE MUTANT.  Why is this so hard to understand.

(>`.`)> Kirby: What the hell is a Fruitcake Mutant.  Like, there's Mutants, and then there's Fruitcakes.  Why the sudden combination thereof?

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: No one loves me!

(>o.o)> Kirby: Emo Fruitcake Mutant?

|>`O`|> Xirby: Haha!  It is Kirby!! Launch the missiles, Willy!

o

|>`.`|> Xirby: Willy...?

o

|>`o`|> Xirby: I'll do it myself!

(>`.`)>   <=<    <|`.`<|

(>`O`)><=<     <|`.`<|

(>`,`)> Kirby: Mmammaemmm...

|>`.`|> Xirby: ...huh?

(>`O`)> Kirby: Ptoowey!

*Boom!*

(>`.`)> Kiby: I said, why did you just shoot a missile at me?

|>x.x|>

(>`o`)> Kirby: ...Xirby?!

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: ...I think he died.

(>.\/.)> Kirby: Did I ask you?

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: ...no... but...

(>`O`)> Kirby: Then shut up!

|o.O| Fruitcake Mutant: No one loves me!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Good, you better run away and cry, stupid freak...

(>o.o)> Kirby: Oh my goodness!  A rock!

o

(>`.`)> Kirby: I love you, Rock.

o Rock: I love you, too, Kirby.

 

[☼] T.V: Good news, Jordan.  The doctor said you might recover from your blender incident and... OH MY GOD!

[☼] T.V: It's not what it seems!

[☼] T.V: Are you doing it with the toaster now?

[☼] T.V: It's for the warming sensation...!

[☼] T.V: You're hopeless, you appliancesexual.