1.1 Acey.Spree: Ha ha, first Dark's Clan, then the world!!
U.U Norebroundz: Do I get shammy?
1.1 Acey.Spree: No.

U.U Noreboundz: Why not?
1.1 Acey.Spree: Because I'm a selfish prick, why else?
1.1 Acey.Spree: Hmm, I need more members...
1.1 Acey.Spree: /w ChaosChronicle Come to my clan for free shammy!
 `.` Chaos: /w Acey.Spree Uh, no.
1.1 Acey.Spree: Argh. This is annoying!
1.1 Acey.Spree: I know, I'll take people from real life and force them into my clan!
1.1 Acey: Mom! I come here for a second!
*.* Acey's Mom: What?

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(>`.`)> Kirby: Who the poop are you and what are you doing in my house?
1.1 Acey.Spree: Mwahaha! You will all join my clan!
(>`.`)> Kirby: What's in it for me?
1.1 Acey: You get to become a Shaman?
(>'.')> Kirby: Wait, your that prick from Battle.Net aren't you!
1.1 Acey: Uh...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Get out of my house you freak!
1.1 Acey: ATTACK MINIONS!
1.1 Acey: ...
t.t Random Bnettian: NOT UNTIL I GET MY SHAMMY!!
1.1 Acey: Oh crap...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Your clan is GAY.

1.1 Acey.Spree: I said bow before me!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Screw you, whore!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Super Beam Cannon!
(>`.`)>-=-=-=-=1.1
*B00000M!!*
(>`.`)> Kirby: Stupid anushole.
*So then everyone in the world came together and burned Acey and his Clan.
And the World Rejoiced*
)_) Overlord: 0mg Chaos did u hear the news?
`.` Chaos: Indeed.
)_) Overlord: Isnt that cool?
`.` Chaos: Indeed.
)_) Overlord: Stop saying Indeed.
`.` Chaos: Indeed.
)_) Overlord: ...
`.` Chaos: Indeed.

*Meanwhile in China*

O.o Arashicage: Gwahaha, now that I have awoken from my slumber...
O.o Arashicage: I can go and feast on the living now that it is midnight in China!
`.` Chaos: Hey Seeker!! SEEKER NUTS!!!
O.o Arashicage: o.o ...
`.` Chaos: You're a vampire! Now SUCK ME HOE!
O.o Arashicage: o.o ...
)_) Overlord: SEEKER IS A VAMPIRE!!
`.` Chaos: Indeed.
)_) Overlord: Stop that!
`.` Chaos: Indeed.
)_) Overlord: ...

So Then Arashicage fed off the living in the world for many years, killing trillions each day...
...and reduced China's population to a steady level.
...Meanwhile in Japan...
<(O-o)> Professor: I have finally done it! I have created the ULTIMATE VIDEO GAME!
[-] <- Ultimate Video Game cartridge.
<(O-o)> Professor: I shall call it, The World!
o.o Japanese Official: Due to copyright laws, you can't.
<(O-o)> Professor: Poop, I'll just to call it, Taco World.

*Inside the game...*
(>`.`)> Kirby: Sweet!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hmm, I'll select the character class: Twinblade.
`.` Chaos: I'll select the Character Class...hmmm
`.` Chaos: Knight Ninja Mage Samurai Gunman Archer Axeman...
`.` Chaos: Healer Assassin Paladin Guy.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Wow, cool.
6_6 13lood: Okay, then I'll be a Heavy Blade.
>_> Dark: And I'll be a Wavemaster.
(>`.`)> Kirby: I get this feeling this has been done before...
`.` Chaos: Okay, let's go to area: Bursting Passed Over Aqua Field.
<(><)> Kirby: Yup it has.

 

Note: Alright, at this point I was gonna totally rip off the .Hack// series, but since absolutely no one will understand half the undertones I'll use, I'm just gonna stop it right here... so shut up...