(>`.`)> Kirby: ... ... ... ew...

( o ) One Eyed Goo Monster: Hi, my name is Jerry!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ... *poke* ...

( o ) Jerry: ...dude... don't do that...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Ewww... *poke* *poke*

( o ) Jerry: OMFG STOP!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: But you feel... gooey...

( o ) Jerry: Perhaps because I'm a GOO MONSTER?

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hmm... nah... *poke*

( o ) Jerry: OKAY IVE HAD ENOUGH!!!

( o ) Jerry: Transformation: Super One Eyed Goo Monster... OF DOOM!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Mwahahhahahaha! I am now far larger than you!

(>`.`)> Kirby: *poke* *poke* *poke*

(  O  ) Super Jerry: KNOCK IT OFF!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: But I don't want to!!!

(  O  ) Super Jerry: OMFG THATS IT!!! GOO BEAM!

(  O  ) ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ <(`.`<)

*Splat*

(>o.o)> Kirby: Eww! You just gooed me!

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Dude, you just repeatedly poked me!

(>o.o)> Kirby: I feel so violated!

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Alright, that's it...

(>o.o)> Kirby: There is goo... in my mouth! And it tastes good!

*Swallows Goo*

(> ` . ` )> Kirby: I feel big...

(  O  ) Super Jerry: OMG YOU COPIED MY ENLARGING POWER!!!

(> ` . ` )> Kirby: You are what you eat!

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Alright, you will now feel my wrath!

(> ` . ` )> Kirby: Ultimate Technique!!! Poke! *Poke*

(  O  ) Super Jerry: ARGH KNOCK THAT OFF!!!

(> ` . ` )> Kirby: Ha ha... eww, I feel sick ...

(> ` O ` )> Kirby: BLEAAAH!!!

(> ` O `)> ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ (  O  )

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Ah-hah! You are now too small to fight me... oh eww, gross...

(  O  ) Super Jerry: You vomited all over me!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ... *poke*

(  O  ) Super Jerry: OMG!!! I'm a peaceful creature! LEAVE ME ALONE!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ... *poke*

(  O  ) Super Jerry: That's it, you'll now feel my ultimate wrath!

(  O  ) Super Jerry: Ultimate Transformation!

(>`.`)> Kirby: I'm gonna go get some fudge brownies now...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: ... GET BACK HERE!!!

<(`.`<) Kirby: Brownies... brownies... where'd I leave those brownies...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: I'll crush your house I swear!

(>`.`)> Kirby: I only had chocolate brownies, sorry...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: I'm an autotrophic goo creature-- I don't eat brownies...

(>O_O)> Kirby: YOU DONT EAT BROWNIES??

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: ...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Fine, all the more for me!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Look, I'm gonna crush your house in, like, two seconds...

[>`.`]> Kirby: LOOK IM BROWNIE KIRBY!!!!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Omg, That's it, house crushing time!

*Crush*

[>O_O]> Kirby: Why did you crush that house?!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Ha ha ha! Now you have no place to live!

[>`.`]> Kirby: ...? Why wouldn't I have a place to live?

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Because I just crushed your house...

[>`.`]> Kirby: That... wasn't my house...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Then who's was it?

[>`.`]> Kirby: Dunno... but they had brownies...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: ...this is retarded... you're an idiot...

[>~.~]> Kirby: That wasn't very nice...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: You're nothing but a total loser, go and hang yourself!

[>`.`]> Kirby: BROWNIE KIRBY ATTACK: CHOCOLATE BROWNIE BEAM!

[>`.`]> =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) (   0   )

*Explosion of Chocolate*

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Was that supposed to hurt?

[>`.`]> Kirby: It's supposed to taste good

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: That's it, I'm crushing you!

[>`.`]> Kirby: YOU CANT CRUSH BROWNIES, THATS AGAINST TEH LAW!!!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Ha ha ha, nice try!

*Crush*

`.` ChaosChronicle: Excuse me good sir, you are currently sitting on a brownie...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Yeah, and?

Mummurs from squished Kirby: I warned you...

`.` ChaosChronicle: According to article eighteen, five dash four and a half plus two divided by twelve all over the square root of i to the fourth, you are committing a serious violation against the national brownies treaty...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Yeah... sure...

`.` ChaosChronicle: Alright buddy, get off the brownie, NOW!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: ...

`.` ChaosChronicle: 2nd Ultimate Sword Technique...

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: Ha ha, swords can't hurt me, fool!

`.` ChaosChronicle: Nucleur Bomb shaped like a sword!

(   0   ) Ultimate Jerry: HOW IS THAT A SWORD TECHNIQUE??

`.`† < - Sword

`.`† ChaosChronicle: HIYAAAAA

*Explosion*

[>`.`]> Kirby: Thanks for saving me Chaos...

`.` ChaosChronicle: ...*drools*

[>`.`]> Kirby: ...?

`.` ChaosChronicle: B-R-O-W-N-I-E!!!

[>o.o]>