D.D Ninja 1: I am a ninja warrior! I do stealth things!!!

R.R Ninja 2: I am also a ninja warrior! I use retarded weapon!!!

G.G Ninja 3: I am a ninja warrior, as well! I dress in black clothing!!!

D.D Ninja 1: NINJA SQUAD DISPERSE!!!

D.D Ninja 1: No one will be able to find me behind this tree!!! NO ONE!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hey! Wutcha doing behind this tree?

D.D Ninja 1: ... AH!! A pink demon is attacking me!! Ninjutsu style - run away!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...

G.G Ninja 3: I do not need to hide, my black clothing disguises me with the night!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Hey!

G.G Ninja 3: ARGH! How do you see me? I am one with the night!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Yeah... too bad its two in the afternoon...

G.G Ninja 3: Ninja 2!!! Rescue me!!!

R.R Ninja 2: YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY STRANGE UNCONCIEVABLY USELESS OBSOLETE WEAPON!!!

R.R -----‡<(`.`<)

(>`.`)> Kirby: What the hell? It's a weight attached to a string...

‡------R.R------‡ Ninja 2: DUEL WEIGHT STRING ATTACK!!!

*Wham*

‡R.R‡ Ninja 2: Ugh! Man Down! Man Down!

D.D Ninja 1: Oh no! His weights have turned against him and hit himself!!!

G.G Ninja 3: Duuude, we need to get better weapons!

D.D Ninja 1: ...like what?

G.G Ninja 3: Hmm, perhaps this'll do?

D.D Ninja 1: Yeah, go ahead and attack that.. that THING with it!

G.G~~~~<(`.`<)

(>`.`)> Kirby: Alright, why did you just throw dental floss at me...

G.G Ninja 3: Cough... hack... he has defeated me!  The path of the Ninja is in your hands Ninja 1!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...? I didn't touch you!

D.D Ninja 1: All those long years of training with my allies, defeated by a single samurai! No... this must be one of the great shoguns!  He could only be... KENSHIN UESUEGI!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Who?  Listen, I was just walking through the park...

D.D Ninja 1: HIYAAAAAA FLYING NINJA KICK!!!!

(>`.`)>D.D

(>`.`)> Kirby: Dude, dont touch me!

(>`.`)>D.D

(>`.`)> Kirby: Seriously, dude, get lost...

D.D Ninja 1: He is much too powerful, time to resort to the ultimate technique!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Alright, I'm pissed off, take this!

(>`.`)> Kirby: MACRO PHASE BEAM BLASTER!!!

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(>`.`)>=================) D.D Ninja 1: Oh fuck shit damn...

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*Very Large Explosion*

D.D Ninja 1: Where am I?

6_6 Devil: You're in HELL!!!

D.D Ninja 1: Really? Why is everything so... like... pretty?

6_6 Devil: What... you dont think we actually have FIRE down here, do you? Heavens, no! That'd be cruelty! Think of this like a state prison...

D.D Ninja 1: ... so then what's so bad about hell?

6_6 Devil: Oh, that... well, when you're in hell, all you can do is play DDR!!!!

D.D Ninja 1: OMG NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

*-*-*Meanwhile*-*-*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Seriously, dude, you're not dead...

G.G Ninja 3: ...how... how could have defeated all three of us?  And now I am dead...

(>`.`)> Kirby: You're still alive, I didnt touch you...

G.G Ninja 3: Must... ... use last ounce of strength... to summon the Ninja god!

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...you still have quite a bit strength left...

G.G Ninja 3: GrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrG

(>`.`)> Kirby: Dude, cut it out, you frekin wierdo!

G.G Ninja 3: RoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoRoR

(>`.`)> Kirby: ...

G.G Ninja 3: RRRRR RRRR I SUMMON THEE NINJA GOD!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Here let me help you...

*Stab*

G.G Ninja 3: Where am I?  Is this heaven?

`.` ChaosChronicle: LoL, look, a newcomer!

)_) OverlordLaharl: Hahaha, this ressurection stone is teh bomb!

`.` ChaosChronicle: Alright, you tie his arms together, I'll bound his legs...

G.G Ninja 3: No... no!! THATS NOT NORMAL!!! OWEE MY ASS!!!

)_) OverlordLaharl: Ha ha ha ha! Do it harder Chaos!

`.` ChaosChronicle: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, this is hard work...

G.G Ninja 3: DEAR GOD NO!!

)_) OverlordLaharl: Alright, now let me have a try!

`.` ChaosChronicle: NO! I WANT TO KEEP BLUDGEONING HIM WITH MY HAMMER!!!

)_) OverlordLaharl: NO!!! ITS MY TURN WITH THE HAMMER!!!!

O.o Arashicage.: I thought I heard gay sex!!!

`.` ChaosChronicle: Nope, sorry, just bludgeoning a guy with a hammer...

G.G Ninja 3: ... ... my hip bone is located in my lungs now... ... help?

*-*-*-*Meanwhile*-*-*-*

(>`.`)> Kirby: Cuz you are kind of bleeding... excessively...

R.R Ninja 2: No, I'm fine really...

(>`.`)> Kirby: See, like, when blood comes out of you, that's bad...

R.R Ninja 2: Nah, I've had worse...

(>`.`)> Kirby: You're skull is crushed in and pink stuff is dripping from your nose...

R.R Ninja 2: That happens all the time...

(>`.`)> Kirby: Seriously, you need to go to the hospital...

R.R Ninja 2: Cool!  Look!  I can't feel myself!!!

(>`.`)> Kirby: Yeah, its called 'dying'.

R.R Ninja 2: Ha ha... I like dying...

(>-_-)> Kirby: *sigh*

R.R Ninja 2 *collapses*

R.R Ninja 2: Where am I?

D.D Ninja 1: HELP!!! I HATE DDR!!!

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☼ Blow up!!!

6_6 Devil: LOLOLOL!!! I LOVE THAT ONE!!! LOLOLOL!!!!

D.D Ninja 1: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

6_6 Devil: AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

R.R Ninja 2: ...

***Meanwhile***

)_) OverlordLaharl: IM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!111one

`.` ChaosChronicle: Alright, you go do that!!!

)_) OverlordLaharl: I Have taken over teh woarld!!1

(>`.`)> Kirby: -Generic entrance phrase-

)_) OverlordLaharl: -Generic threatening phrase-

(>-_-)> Kirby: -Generic cocky phrase-

)_) OverlordLaharl: -Generic attack phrase-

)_) -Generic Beam Attack- <(`.`<)

*-Generic explosion-*

(>`.`)> Kirby: -Generic super-attack phrase-

(>`.`)> -Generic super beam- (_(

*-Generic super explosion-*

)_) OverlordLaharl: -Generic death phrase-

Note: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LAHARL?! YOU TOOK OVER THE WORLD AND THEN U FOUGHT KIRBY AND DIED!!!