O.o Colonel: I guess I'll fight you...
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Then prepare yourself for a slight bit of PAIN!
O.o Colonel: No.
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: 'Kay.
*Five minutes later*
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Are you prepared now?
O.o Colonel: A little while longer, please.
*Ten minutes later*
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: How about now?
O.o Colonel: Just a minute more?
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: NO, PREPARE TO DIE!
O.o Colonel: I don't think so!
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Hiyaaaa!
(>@_@)> >------------------ O.o
O.o *Dodge*
(>@o@)> Evil Kirby: ...H...How!
O.o Colonel: I learned how to dodge things as a small child when kids at school use to throw dung at me because I was
the only kid in school with a dick larger than three inches.
(>@_@)>
O.o Colonel: My Dad was in the military and was stationed in Japan for a bit.
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Makes sense.
O.o Colonel: Now, eat lead punk!
O.o>-☼ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <(@O@<)
*Machine gun bullet sounds*
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Haha, I have inhaled your bullets! Eat your own medicine!
O.o Colonel: Bullets in that form is medicine for no disease I know of.
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: I have to say it... its a cheesy combat line. It's better then, eat your own lead, fuckface.
O.o Colonel: No, it really isn't.
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Point well taken.
(>@☼@)> - - - - - - - - - - - O.o
O.o *Dodge*
O.o Colonel: Let's see how you do against this grenade!
O.o o <(@O@<)
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby: Haha!! I have swallowed the Grenade!
O.o Colonel: ...That's not a very wise---
*BOOM*
(>@x@)> Evil Kirby: Ahhh... I knew I should've been a farmer!
O.o Colonel: Now to finish you!
O.o>-☼ - - - - - - - - - - <(@x@<)
O.o Colonel: Hahahahhah! Pwnage, punk!
(>@_@)> Evil Kirby - Defeated!
100 EXP Gained.
3 AP Gained.
42 GP Aquired.
Potion found on Evil Kirby.
