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^.^ Cristina: Hmm... I need to impress John by taking out somebody that's powerful... He looks powerful, I'll take him
on!
o\./o Overlord: Puny female earthling!!! I shall strike you down!
^.^ Cristina: No way, not with the awesome skills John's taught me!
o\./o Overlord: ... what kind of skills, exactly...
^.^ Cristina: Ew, not those skills, ass.
o\./o Overlord: Huh?
^.^ Cristina: Prepare to die! Shock Beam!
^.^ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* o\./o
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!*
o\./o Overlord: Owe! That stung!!! How does a mere mortal know a move that can actually damage me???
Impossible! It's just like the last time...
~Flashback~
o\./o Overlord: RUN MY MINIONS OF FLAME, BURN EVERYTHING!
`.` John: Hiya! ANA KAKAROU I HAVE A SMALL DICK MECKI!!!
o\./o Overlord: Damn, you caught me completely off guard and were lucky enough to strike me in just the way you can kill
me plus I let you win! Arrgh!
~End Flashback~
^.^ Cristina: I seriously doubt it happened that way, it was probably more like this.
~Flashback~
o\./o Overlord: I am puny and weak and have a low ego because my dick is an inch long...
`.` John: I am John, the most powerful man on the face of this planet, as well as having the hottest girlfriend ever
to live! Bow to my extremely large 'ego'.
o\./o Overlord: NO! I DONT WANT TO!!! MOMMY!!!
`.` John: ANA KAKAROU HIERO NO MEKI!!!
o\./o Overlord: Argh! I've been defeated effortlessly.
~End Flashback~
o\./o Overlord: Neither of us were anything close to what really happened.
^.^ Cristina: Nope.
o\./o Overlord: Oh well, TAKE THIS, PUNY FEMALE EARTH WALKING FOOL!
^.^ Cristina: Bring it, bitch!
o\./o ============== ^.^
^.^ Cristina: REFLECT!
^.^ ))}========
o\./o Overlord: Huh?!
*Bouncity!*
^.^ ))} =========== o\./o
*Boom!*
o\./o Overlord: Imposterous! Such power... but how?!
^.^ Cristina: For my next move, a Flame blaster!
^.^ > > > > > > > > o\./o
o\./o Overlord: Fool, I am impervious to flames!! I am the overlord of hell!
^.^ Cristina: Oh.
o\./o Overlord: Feel the wrath of the flames of hell!! Observe as the fire streaks across your very veins and burns
you alive!!!
o\./o =>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=> ^.^
^.^ Cristina: Nooooooooooooooo!
`.` John: Hiyaaaaaaaaaa!
o\./o Overlord: No!
o\./o =>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=> `.` ^.^
*Burning Sounds*
^.^ Cristina: JOHN! NO!
`.` John: I'm fine. Cristina, use the move I taught you yesterday on him.
^.^ Cristina: The one I learned in the training room or the one I learned in be-
`.` John: TRAINING room...
^.^ Cristina: Got it.
*_* Nick: Come on John, get back here and fight us like the buffed stallion of the man you are!
+.+ A.J: You stupid douche, he's gonna fuck us up bad... don't encourage him!
`.` John: Excuse me, I have a few douchebags to deal with.
^.^ Cristina: Okay hun, love you!
o\./o Overlord: This time you wont be so lucky - FLAMES OF HELL!
^.^ Cristina: ARTIC ICE!
o\./o =>=>=>=>=>=>(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~ ^.^
^.^ Cristina: HAAAAAA!!!
o\./o Overlord: Raaaaaaawr!
o\./o =>=>=>=>(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~ ^.^
o\./o Overlord: L-Losing?! How could this be?!
^.^ Cristina: Prepare to DIE!
o\./o =>=>(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~(~ ^.^
o\./o Overlord: Nooo! NO!
*Icey explosion sounds*
o\./o Overlord: Ugh... damn it... I shall defeat you.
^.^ Cristina: Nuh-uh.
o\./o Overlord: Uh-huh.
^.^ Cristina: Nuh-uh.
o\./o Overlord: Uh-huh.
^.^ Cristina: Nuh-uh.
o\./o Overlord: ENOUGH OF THIS.
^.^ *Kick*
o\./o Overlord: *Cough* no... owe... my weakspot... how did you know...
^.^ Cristina: I was afraid I was gonna miss 'em too. Hard to hit something that small.
o\./o Overlord: *Cough* No... don't... I... I'll be your bestest friend!
^.^ Cristina: Fuck you, ass.
*Stab*
o\./o Overlord defeated!
2570 EXP Gained
5 AP Gained
1750 GP Aquired
Penis-Enlarging Pills found on Overlord
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