9.9 Dave Thomas: Ah! Ninjas!
D.D Ninja 1: Foolish Dave Thomas! I am a great fan of Burger King - AS ARE ALL NINJAS.
9.9 Dave Thomas: Oh, you eat at the infadel King's resteraunt?? Prepare yourselves!
R.R Ninja 2: For what?
9.9 Dave Thomas: To fight me.
G.G Ninja 3: Why would we do that?
9.9 Dave Thomas: Because you're Ninjas, and you always randomly kill people if you're not assigned a specific target.
D.D Ninja: 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
9.9 Dave Thomas: ...
R.R Ninja 2: Haha, I have snuck around you, Dave Thomas, and I am about to strike from behind in exactly 2.5 seconds!
*Wham*
R.R Ninja 2: How... how did he know?
9.9 Dave Thomas: You're puny tricks won't work on me, in addition you shouted out you were about to attack me.
G.G Ninja 3: Take this - Shuriken toss!
9.9 x x x x G.G
9.9 Dave Thomas: Ack! If it wasn't for the fact your aiming is so horribly off there might've been a chance you
hit me and not your teammate.
R.R Ninja 2: I'm alright, don't worry about me... this happens to me once a month anyway...
9.9 Dave Thomas: But... you're a man...
R.R Ninja 2: Yeah... I know...
9.9 Dave Thomas: ...
D.D Ninja 1: I am hidden in the night... none can see me... soon I shall creep on Dave Thomas and attack him! STEALTHFULLY
AND QUIETLY!
9.9 Dave Thomas: It's broad daylight and you're screaming on the top of your lungs...
D.D Ninja 1: I AM NOT.
G.G Ninja 3: Weight on string attack!
9.9 Dave Thomas: Huh?
G.G---‡
*Wham*
G.G---‡D.D
D.D Ninja 1: Owe, my testicles!
G.G Ninja 3: Shit, woops.
D.D Ninja 1: *Cough cough* ... *dies*
R.R Ninja 2: Ha, I have partially recovered from bleeding to death - TAKE THIS!
9.9 Dave Thomas: Take what?
R.R Ninja 2: THIS PAIR OF KEYS TO UNLOCK MY FRONT DOOR - TAKE THEM!
9.9 Dave Thomas: No thank you.
R.R Ninja 2: FINE, THEN IM LEAVING.
*Leaves*
G.G Ninja 3: No, I have failed... my master... I must commit Hirakiri to avenge him...
9.9 Dave Thomas: I haven't really moved an inch this entire time...
G.G Ninja 3: ...I forget exactly how I do it... so I'll spell out the word Jemima with my blade.
G.G Ninja 3: J
9.9 Dave Thomas: Oh...oh shit - do you have to do that in front of me?
G.G Ninja 3: E... M...
9.9 Dave Thomas: Stop that!! Oh my god - so thats what the spleen looks like!
G.G Ninja 3: I... M...
9.9 Dave Thomas: ...ew...
G.G Ninja 3: A... done... *dies*
9.9 Dave Thomas: ...oooookay...
D.D R.R G.G Ninjas Defeated
3 EXP Gained
3 AP Gained
10 GP Aquired
Weight on String found on Ninja 3
Spleen found on Ninja 3
Swollen Testicle found on Ninja 1
