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(>`.`)> Kirby: Is everyone okay?
`.` John: Kirby!!! Yeah, how about you Cristina?
^.^ Cristina: I'm fine.
O.o Colonel: Pretty good.
@_@ General: ...I shall not stand for all the Oral Sex involved with Communism.
(>^o^)> Jessica: I'm doing good, Kirby!
O.O Oracle: YOU SHALL KILL YOUR FATHER AND MARRY YOUR MOTHER.
>.< Mog: Kupo! Pwnage!
9.9 Dave Thomas: As good as Wendy's Chicken Strips and a Side Order of Fries.
l>`.`l> Xirby: Oh shit... well, now I, Xirby, shall handle you all!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!H!H!HAAHAHH!!!HH!H!HA!!!
*Bzt*
l>v.vl> Xirby: ...
A.A Attendant: Cheer up, Sir Xirby, we'll cheer you up later on.  We'll give you a 'house treatment'.
l>`.`l> Xirby: Now is not the time to be thinking of cleaning the clothesline, now is the time for action...
(>`.`)> Kirby: I say we nuke him!
@_@ General: DAMN COMMIES!!!
l>`.`l> Xirby: OBSERVE, AS I UNLEASH MY ULTIMATE POWER - SUPER CAJIN FOUR!!!
l>o.ol> Xirby: ERRRRR ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ERRRRRRRRRR!!!
(>O.o)> Kirby: Sounds like he's trying to take a friggin dump...
A.A Attendant: In some ways, he is.  In others, its a symbolic dumpage, as if he's dumping out all the things that make him SUCK.
(>O.o)> Kirby: ...There's nothing intimidating about it.  It sounds like a boy going through adolescence when he's shaving his pubic hairs and whacking off for the first time.
A.A Attendant: ...the similarities are mind boggling.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Blow yourself.
A.A Attendant: Right on it, sir.
(>o.O)>
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Gahahhhahah, observe my POWER!!!
>.< Mog: Oh please, take this! KUPO!!!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Hahahahaha, fool!
>.<---></`.`</
              0!
>.< Mog: N-no kupoing way!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Constipating Beam
\>`.`\> \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ >.<
                                           9999!
Mog has fallen.
O.o Colonel: No!  Take this you goddamn cajin style shit fucker!
O.o-☼ - - - - - - - - - </`.`</
                                 3!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Hahaha, barely left a dent!
\>`.`\> \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / O.o
O.o *Dodge*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Fool - prepare for this!!!  Homing constipating attack!!!
O.o Colonel: ...
\>`.`\> \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ O.o
                                                    8752!
The Colonel has fallen!
`.` John: But ... how?!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Prepare to die!!!
(>`O`)> Kirby: No wait - Jessica!!!
(>^o^)>=- > > > > > > > </`.`</
                                      +10!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Flames can not hurt one so flaming as I, Muahahah!!!!
*Bzt*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Burst of Gayness!!!
\>`.`\> ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( 8-> <(^o^<)
                                        8500!
Jessica has fallen!
(>v.v)> Kirby: Jessicaaaaaaaaaaa!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Three down, ...one...two...three... uhh... f...five... s-s-s-seven...
O.O Oracle: YOU SHALL KILL YOUR FATHER AND MARRY YOUR MOTHER.
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: I already did, I told you already.
O.O Oracle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE FATE!!! ITS ALREADY COME!!!
\>`.`\>                   O.O
                            8000!
The Oracle has fallen!
9.9 Dave Thomas: Ultimate Food Franchize Attack: Wendy's Chicken Burger Attack!
9.9              O  </`.`</
                          40!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Ouch!  That actually left a small irritation on my skin!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Happy Attack!
\>`.`\> =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) 9.9
                                         7410!
Dave Thomas has fallen!
(>o.o)> Kirby: John!!! All of our friends are being knocked unconcious before our eyes!
`.` John: What friends?  You have no friends!!!  LOLOLOLOLOL... ... wait...
(>`.`)> Kirby: Serious time, John, we're about to get smoked!
@_@--|====></`.`</
                       420!
@_@ General: Democracy is teh uber pwnage! n00b!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Well then take this - MONARCHY BEAM!!!
@_@ M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M </`.`</
@_@ General: Wait, constitutional or absolute?
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ABSOLUTE!
@_@ General: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6924!
The General has fallen.
^.^ Cristina: John... what are we going to do...
`.` John: No!! General!!  Kirby, if we're all defeated here... then ... then...
(>v.v)> Kirby: I know, dude, no more brownies.
`.` John: Shut the hell up about brownies!
`.` John: ULTIMA!!!!
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                 2013!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Argh!!! That actually left a dent!  Eat this rodent!
\>`.`\> / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `.`
                                                 5203!
^.^ Cristina: JOHN!!!
`.` John: Argh!!  Damn... he's too much stronger...
^.^ Cristina: John, I'll fight him...
`.` John: Cristina --- noo!!!
^.^ Cristina: Demons Bane!!!
                    o\   /o
                      ' ' '
^.^                 </`.`</
                     935!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: You too?  You little tiny miniscule...
\>`.`\>[] <- Theasoraus
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...minute diminuitive undersized... large gargantuan-
(>-_-)> Kirby: Now you're reading under 'Antonyms'.
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Oh, uh, ...petite mortal!!! I SHALL CRUSH YOU! CONSTIPATION ATTACK!!!
`.` John: Ana-kakarou-hiero-no-meki!!!
`.` \ \ \ \ \ </`o`</
               3201!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Argh!!! Fool!!! Take this!
\>`.`\>`.`   *PUNCH*
        1000! 
`.` John: Argh...
^.^ Cristina: John!!! NO!!!
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`.` John: NO!!!
*Booom*
  `.`
5410!
^.^ Cristina: John!!! No!!! I'm so sorry...
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Quit getting in my way!!!  How... could he still be alive?
`.` John: I'll defeat you... argggh...
\>`.`\> \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / `.`
                                         5301!
`.` John: ...Kirby... ... ... Cristina...
John has fallen!
^.^ Cristina: JOHN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Get back, Cristina, I'll take him... I think... uhh... SUMMON TACO GOD!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ')================O</`.`</
                                               895!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Ugh, this damage is beginning to accumulate... OOO A HARD SHELLED TACO!!!
*Munch munch munch*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Delicious!
(>O.o)> Kirby: Isn't that like the third time he's been eaten?
^.^ Cristina: Sure isn't getting any less odd...
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: NOW FOR ME AND KIRBY TO HAVE A STRAIGHTFORWARD DUEL!!!

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Look Kids - A duel!! Let's watch!

\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Argh!!! What's up with the those spectators!?!  BEGONE I COMMAND IT!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Final Attack: ULTRA BLAST!!!
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         ================================)   7510!
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\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Damn!!! How could that last attack been so powerful?  Well then, take this!!!  Flood Of Death!
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\>`.`\> \\\\\\\\\\\\ <(`O`<)
           \\\\\\\\\\\\  9999!
(>~.~)> Kirby: Argh... I've been defeated... how could this be?!  It's just ... not possible...
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Now even the GODS wont be able to stop me!!!

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God #1) No, Xirby has gotten too powerful! What ever will we do?!
God #2) Well, as gods, we can't do much, can we...
God #1) Perhaps first we should upgrade from this shitty tarp into a real home.
God #2) I think first we should use our powers to cut your gay-ass beard.
God #1) I LIKE my beard!!!
God #2) Because you're a HOMOSEXUAL!!!
God #1) Alright, enough arguing... how should we stop Xirby?
God #2) We can't do anything, dipshit.  We gave the little fuckers free will.
God #1) Who's stupid plan was that?
God #2) Yours.  I told you we should've been able to directly interfere sometimes.
God #1) Listen, that was the old way of doing things, then Jesus came along and look at it down there - now everyone believes in ONE god.  ONE!!!
God #2) Which is me.
God #1) Nuh-uh, its me, I'm way more caring and forgiving than you.
God #2) ...
God #1) Whatever, let's just sit here in this gay stance for the next mellenium and whenever someone asks to know the mystery of the universe we'll say...
God #2) ...to go out into the world and piss on farm animals.
God #1) Yes!
God #2) Haha, being supreme beings so kick ass!!!
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\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Muahahahah!!! As I-
*Bzt*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...As I said - not even the Gods can stop me!!! MUAHAHAH
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz-*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...okay, it stopped.
(>x.x)> Kirby: Ugh... if only I could... lift a finger... I could just...
^.^ Cristina: John... John please...
`.` John: ...Cristina... I'm so sorry... if... if only... *cough cough*
^.^ Cristina: Save your strength, John... you took a beating... the damage done to you even went over the health cap...
`.` John: ...Cristina... I.... I... I failed you... *Cough hack*
(>x.o)> Kirby: Stop with the mushy bullshit, come crawl your ass over here John so we can think of something...
`.` John: Shove it you pink fluff!  Cristina, drag his ass over...
^.^ Cristina: Right away, John.
(>X.o)> Kirby: Oof... owe... eh... OH!!! My balls...
`.` John: So what's the plan 'Oh Smart One'?
(>x.x)> Kirby: We jump off that cliff and end our lives painfully but not anywhere near as humiliating as the fate that'll befall us if we stay here...
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: AND WHAT ARE YOU THREE TALKING ABOUT - YOU LITTLE CHATTY CATHYS YOU!
`.` John: Exactly what was he doing for all that time anyway?
(>x.o)> Kirby: You ask as if you really want to know...
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, ALL THREE OF YOU!!!
\>`.`\> \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / `.` (>x.o)> ^.^
*VOOOOOOOOOSH*
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: What.. WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
>_> Frank Herbert: IT IS I - FRANK HERBERT
`.` John: OH OH OH OH I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!! AUTOGRAPH MY DUNE BOOK PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: No!!! WHAT IS THIS?!  I sense so much POWER out of him!
>_> Frank Herbert: Prepare to die, Xirby!!!  My Science Fiction Books shall deliver pwnage on all who oppose it!!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: ...I dont oppose it?
>_> Frank Herbert: I'm still going to own you.
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: Why?
>_> Frank Herbert: Because I'm Frank Herbert, and I kick ass!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: That's not a particularly good reason.
>_> Frank Herbert: YOUR MOM!
`.` John: Hahahah! Owned.
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: She's my wife as well as my mom!
>_> Frank Herbert: And I did her last night!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: You'll pay for that!
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                                                    0!
\>O.O\> SC4 Xirby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>_> Frank Herbert: I already paid for it - five bucks.  Your mom is CHEAP.
>_> Frank Herbert: ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE - HERBERT BOOKS ATTACK!
 
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Green Brain!
2350!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Santaroga Barrier!
3419!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Eyes of Heisenberg!
4921!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Dosadi Experiment
6321!
\>`.`\> [   ] Destination: Void
8241!
\>`.`\> [   ] Direct Descent
9104!
\>`.`\> [   ] Eye
10411!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Godmakers
12041!
\>`.`\> [   ] Soul Catcher
14021!
\>`.`\> [   ] The Whipping Star
16414!
\>`.`\> [   ] The White Plague
19240!
\>`.`\> [   ] DUNE
24100!
\>`.`\> [   ] DUNE MESSIAH
28498!
\>`.`\> [   ] CHILDREN OF DUNE
34219!
\>`.`\> [   ] GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE
42940!
\>`.`\> [   ] HERETICS OF DUNE
58432!
\>`.`\> [   ] CHAPTERHOUSE: DUNE
999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!
\>`.`\> SC4 Xirby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---------
XIRBY - FUCKING PWNED LIKE A NOOB!!!
 
>_> Frank Herbert: Hahaha! No one dares to challenge the power of a TRUE god such as myself!
`.` John: Frank Herbert, adopt me! Adopt me!
>_> Frank Herbert: Ah, John, I know how much you wish to be in my presence all the time, but I am sorry to tell you this, I must be leaving...
`.` John: NOOO!!! FRANK HERBERT, AT LEAST GIVE ME THE HONOR OF SPITTING ON ME!!!
>_> Frank Herbert: I am sorry, but.. that's gross and I can't.  FRANK HERBERT - AWAY!!!
^.^ Cristina: Oh, John, you're a better writer, much more powerful, and much bigger than Frank Herbert anyway...
(>x.x)> Kirby: I feel so wounded.
`.` John: What about the others?
^.^ Cristina: We'll let them recover, none of them recieved ... OVERLY fatal wounds... but as for you, however, we gotta get you cleaned up in a niiiiiiiice warm bath.
`.` John: w00000t!!!  BATH TIME!!!!!!!!
^.^ Cristina: Yaaay!!! *Drags John's bleeding corpse off*
(>x.x)> Kirby: UGH, You stupid hormonal adolescents!!!  Don't walk away!!!  We're all half dead... what the hell... now you're going to go and... ARGH!!!
(>x.o)> Kirby: Hey a toaster!
[>x.o<] Kirby: I'm toast Kirby, owe my head, I'm toast Kirby, I'm almost dead!
[>o.x<] Kirby: TOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAST Kirbah - doo wop dooby doo wop - Yeah!
~Terminus!!!~

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Dance Kirby Dance

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