@_@ General: You... I know you...
K.k Karl Marx: Ha, do you now, you senile old man!
@_@ General: I know... who you are... its all coming back to me...
K.k Karl Marx: You're nothing, Capitalist Pig!
@_@ General: You... you're... aah... I'm on the edge of epiphany...
K.k Karl Marx: Give it up old man, prepare yourself.
*Shing*
K.k-<-- <- Karl Marx's Sword.
@_@ General: Ahhhhhhhhhhh---
~In the General's head~
???: You will die by the hands of our regime, General!
@_@ General: No! I will survive!
???: Socialism will consume the world, Capitalist pigs like yourselves will have nowhere to hide! EXCEPT MAYBE
IN PUBLIC BATH HOUSES!
@_@ General: I... will defeat you!
???: Would you like a MINT?
@_@ General: Sure.
???: Fool, nothing can defeat us, we are unified brain, thinking, acting, masturbating in unison. We are the ultimatum
of power!
@_@ General: SOCIALIST INFADEEEEEEE--
~In Reality~
@_@ General: ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
K.k Karl Marx: SUCH POWER!!! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?!
@_@--|===> General: Prepare yourself, KARL MARX! THE CREATOR OF COMMUNISM!
K.k Karl Marx: Ooo, I'm shaking in my little Mini skirt I bought from JC Penny's.
@_@
K.k Karl Marx: ...
@_@ General: FOR THAT LAST DISTURBING COMMENT AND THE CREATION OF COMMUNISM, YOU SHALL DIE.
@_@--|===>-->-K.k
*Clang, clang, clang*
@_@ General: Foolish Karl Marx, my weapon is clearly far superior to yours, and much bigger, almost as big in proportion
to our 'ego' size.
K.k Karl Marx: How would you know that?
@_@ General: If a man creates 'Communism' in which all people share 'equally', it goes without saying his 'ego' has to
be somewhere between tiny and really friggin small.
K.k Karl Marx: ... Hiya!
K.k-<-- <===|--@_@
*Clang, clash, shing!*
K.k Karl Marx: Ah! His sword is far too powerful, if he goes on the offensive, a good blow will shatter my sword...
hmmm...
-<--
K.k Karl Marx: COMMUNIST CATS - HOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!
K.k Karl Marx: Check out my sword NOW!
K.k--<---- <===|--@_@
@_@ General: So, you used a 'ego' enlarger, whoopty fucking doo. That thing is still a puny rapier and mine
is a big ass double sided broadsword.
K.k Karl Marx: Fuck.
@_@ General: The width of your 'ego' matters just as much as its length.
K.k Karl Marx: ...
@_@ General: Observe! Sword of Democracy - Empower!!!
K.k Karl Marx: No, no no... that's not cool...
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@_@ General: Shit, it got so big the tip fell off.
K.k Karl Marx: Is that possible?
@_@ General: Wow, stupid ass Sword... oh well, I'll fight you with my 'fists of capitalism'.
*Thwack, slash, pow, shing!*
@_@ General: *Huff, huff* Communist pig... your government will never work as long as humans are still possessed with
greed!
K.k Karl Marx: *Puff, puff* Capitalist fool... you don't understand... your government will feed the greeds of human
desire... mine surpresses the vice...
*Slam, slit, wham, ka-ching!*
@_@ General: *Huff, huff, huff* No, that's where you're wrong, we give the freedom of creating ambitions, creating dreams.
The ambitions make humans want to evolve, to grow stronger. Your capitalist notions surpress creation, new ideas.
It invokes a sense of conformity, a severe degree of peer pressure.
K.k Karl Marx: *Puff, puff, puff* Yet your capitalist values instill in your people the sense of competition. You
have to be better then the other guy, be stronger then the other guy... you'd rather see your co-worker be killed then see him
get the promotion he needed!!
*Ker-pow, woosh, bang, ker-ching!*
@_@ General: Well, Communism sucks!
K.k Karl Marx: Well, so does your mom!
*Bam, slash, boosh, wongernuggets!*
@_@ General: *Huff, huff, huff, huff* That's called being human, its the same reason why your government will never work!
You surpress individuality like its a disease! There's no room for growth! No one would pick higher-up hard working
jobs when you can earn the same from a simple job. A doctor and a adult store owner would make the same no matter what!
K.k Karl Marx: *Puff, puff* I've had it with your democratic values! The Proleteriat will unite and defeat you,
ONCE AND FOR ALL! Co-mu-ni-sm-HAAAAAAA!!!
@_@ General: Democratic beam blaster!
@_@ D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DC-C-C-C-C-C-C K.k
K.k Karl Marx: Ugh... I will... be... victorious...
@_@ General: Keep dreaming, Commie bastard! HAAAAAAA!!!
@_@ D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DC-C-C-C-C K.k
K.k Karl Marx: N-no! This cant' be happening... the power of democracy rules... all... nooooooooooooo---
*Democratic Explosion!*
K.k Karl Marx: Religion... is the opiut... of the people... ...
@_@ General: Finally, I have defeated Karl Marx. The devilish spirit known as Communism has been surpressed.
All is well.
O.o Colonel: General... You... you seem to be normal again!
@_@ General: Aye, Jim, man the starboard cannons, be prepared to fire when you see the silvery-blue of their nose hairs!
K.k Karl Marx defeated!
1000 EXP Gained
3 AP Gained
5 GP Aquired
Communist Manifesto found on Karl Marx
