`.` John: I honestly don't know why you guys could possibly be brought back.
*_* Nick: And I honestly don't know why you have to be so straight.
o.o Kevin: Yeah!
`.` John
Fight
Sword
Magic<
John casts Beam Strike.
`.` ===================O o.o
4281!
*Boom*
Kevin has died.
+.+ AJ: Guys, maybe we should, you know, not antagonize the nice beam-firing man capable of obliterating the both of
us in mere seconds?
~.~ Brian: AJ, stop being such a vaginal juice drink.
2.2 Howie: You mean V-8 Splash?
~.~ Brian: Similar, but tastes more like fish.
`.` John: ...Hey guys, look, gay porn is hiding in my sword blade!
2.2 Howie: OH LET ME SEE!!!
2.2 Howie
Fight
Realize its a Trap
Run for Porn like a douche<
`.`--}>>>>2.2
481!
2.2 Howie: Owe... that porn is a sharp mofo...
*_* Nick: It's a trick Howie, as soon as you start masturbating to it he's going to butt-fuck you with the hilt of his
sword, then you two will have hot passionate love on the castle lying naked together just dreaming about how much you two
love eachother and--
+.+ AJ: Nick... are you sure that's not just one of your fantasies?
*_* Nick: AJ, stop being such a woman.
~.~ Brian: Step aside, I'll finish off this ... hunk of a man!
~.~ Brian
Fight
Be Gay <
Be Gay Some More
~.~ Brian: Anal Lube Attack!
~.~ ------------------o `.`
miss
~.~ Brian: I couldn't lubricate his anus, guys... I failed you all...
2.2 Howie: That just means I have to punish you later on Brian, downstairs in our basement back home... with the stocks...
naked...
`.` John
Fight
Sword <
Magic
John uses Serrating Tempest
\ \
\
\
`.`--}>>>> \ 2.2
\ ~.~ \
\
\ \
1042
1321
Howie Dies
~.~ Brian: Noooo, Howie!!! My failure here has caused my friend to die! I will kill you now, John!
~.~ Brian
Fight
Act Gay
Act Gay Some More <
Brian uses Rainbow
/^^^^^^^^^^^^\
~.~ / `.` \
1!
~.~ Brian: How could that be that ineffective??
`.` John
Fight <
Sword
Magic
`.`--}>>~.~>>
432!
Brian has died.
+.+ AJ: Nick, we better run...
*_* Nick: No way, I think I can take him on...
+.+ AJ: ...
`.` John: C-Cristina, watch out!!!!
o\./o =>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=> ^.^
^.^ Cristina: Nooooooooooooooo!
`.` John: Hiyaaaaaaaaaa!
o\./o Overlord: No!
o\./o =>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=> `.` ^.^
*Burning Sounds*
^.^ Cristina: JOHN! NO!
`.` John: I'm fine. Cristina, use the move I taught you yesterday on him.
^.^ Cristina: The one I learned in the training room or the one I learned in be-
`.` John: TRAINING room...
^.^ Cristina: Got it.
*_* Nick: Come on John, get back here and fight us like the buffed stallion of the man you are!
+.+ A.J: You stupid douche, he's gonna fuck us up bad... don't encourage him!
`.` John: Excuse me, I have a few douchebags to deal with.
^.^ Cristina: Okay hun, love you!
`.` John: Now it is time for you two to 'pass away'.
*_* Nick: Not sure I follow you there.
`.` John: 'Meet your maker'.
*_* Nick: Uh-uh.
`.` John: Prepare yourself for the 'beyond'.
*_* Nick: Nope, don't see it.
`.` John: 'Perish'.
*_* Nick: Eh?
`.` John: 'Eliminated'.
*_* Nick: Nope.
`.` John: I'm about to kill you.
*_* Nick: Come again?
+.+ AJ
Fight <
Watch Gay Orgies
Hide in a corner and cry
+.+ *_* *Stab*
101!
*_* Nick: AJ... what... what was that for?
+.+ AJ: Muahahha, you thought little AJ was actually a mere mortal? Nay, I kidnapped him and copied him for the
time being to serve my purposes. Now that I have the blood of all five of the backstreet boys, I will finally be able
to create the greatest, more powerful modern pop destroying mutant ever!
~Transforms~
†.† Magus: Hahahah, I, Magus, the most kick-ass villain/character from Chrono Trigger, shall be the demise
of Pop Music everywhere!!! Everyone shall be forced to listen to the alternatives to Pop, such as Rock and Heavy Metal!!!
*Flies away*
`.` John: Dear god that was random.
*_* Nick: Well now I'm gonna own you.
`.` John
Fight
Sword
Magic <
John casts Meteor
o
o o
o *_*
o
`.` o o o
5320!
Nick died.
Backstreet boys defeated!
100 EXP Gained
2 AP Gained
999,999 GP Aquired
Gay Porn found on Nick
Anal Lube found on Howie
