(>^o^)> Jessica: Hmm... what would be a good target for my flamethrower?
t.t Zombie: Braaains.
(>^o^)> Jessica: Ahh, Zombies are naturally highly flammable creatures. I have to burn them all, or else
Kirby won't be happy with me.
t.t Zombies: Ugggh... braaaains... need a fucking god damn brain.
(>^o^)> Jessica: That Kirby, he's so handsome and he's a perfect gentleman. Not bad rolemodel to young children
nationwide at all.
t.t Zombies: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING BRAIN, WHORE.
(>^o^)> Jessica: Plus I bet he's packing at least a 4-incher...
Side Note: The average Kirby is about 2-inches. Hey, they're about a third to a half of your height, you dont see
cats walking around with a five inch boner, now do you. DO YOU... cuz if you did, that would be really gross... why
the hell are you looking at cats anyway.
t.t Zombie: GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BRAIN!!!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Get off me, bitch!
(>^o^)>=- > > > > t.t
t.t Zombie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I am burning to death!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Who wants some?
t.t t.t t.t Zombies: Braaaaaains!
(>^o^)> Jessica: HAHAHA WANTON DESTRUCTION IS FUN!
(>^o^)>=- > > > > t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t t.t
t.t t.t t.t Zombies: Argh, we are dying for the third damn time! And we still haven't got a single fucking brain!
t.t Zombie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
(>^o^)> Jessica: There's a lot of these little fuckers!
(>^o^)>=- > > > > > > > > t.t
t.t Zombies: Raaaaaaaaaaaawr Brains!
T.T Zombie Lord: I am the King Zombie, who dares to ignite my followers' rotting carcasses in an act of random desecration
using a flamethrower?!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Not me!
T.T Zombie Lord: Oh, okay, do you know who?
(>^o^)> Jessica: Nope.
T.T Zombie Lord: Thanks for your help... wait, do you have ... A BRAIN?!
(>^o^)> Jessica: ...umm
T.T Zombie Lord: ARGH YOU MUST IF YOU CAN WIELD A FLAMETHROWER!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Don't you also need a brain if you want to talk or move around, much like you're doing?
T.T Zombie Lord: ... Uhhhh... Well we're kind of using ours... plus ours are rotting and not very tasty.
(>^o^)> Jessica: Here, hold this.
T.T Zombie Lord: Okay...
(>^o^)> Jessica: Just hit that button on the flamethrower.
T.T Zombie Lord: Which one?
(>^o^)> Jessica: The one that says 'overdrive', and look into the opening, and you get to see a documentary.
T.T Zombie Lord: On what?
(>^o^)> Jessica: ...uhhh... Insect Larvae.
T.T Zombie Lord: OH SWEET!!!
*Press*
(>^o^)> Jessica: I'll be right back.
T.T Zombie Lord: Okay... hmm... its starting to shake... I guess the movie's about to play.
T.T-=
T.T-=
T.T<<<<-=
T.T Zombie Lord: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH THE DOCUMENTARY!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNNNNS!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Yes, I have defeated all the zombies!
T.t Zombie: Except me, the Zombie Lord's brother - Earl.
(>^o^)> Jessica: Okay, Earl, come right over here and look down the balcony of the castle for some hot brain-on-brain
action.
T.t Earl: Oh! I CANT WAIT!
(>^o^)> *push*
T.t Earl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(>^o^)> Jessica: Haha, have a nice autumn!
T.t Earl: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Hmm, coulda sworn it was Spring.
T.t Earl: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(>^o^)> Jessica: This Castle is awfully tall...
T.t Earl: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Oh, look, it was built on a cliff, no wonder.
T.t Earl: I think I see the bottoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Oh, and the cliff just happens to be on yet another cliff.
T.t Earl: Nevermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!!
(>^o^)> Jessica: With lots of sharp ledges jutting out!
T.t Earl: Oof, owe, ahh, owe, ahh!
(>^o^)> Jessica: Oh, and it seems that the second cliff ends in a bed of nails for some odd reason.
T.t Earl: AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa---
(>^o^)> Jessica: Victory!
t.t Zombies were defeat (x21)
T.T Zombie Lord was defeated
T.t Earl was defeated
842 EXP Gained
5 AP Gained
1045 GP Aquired
Earl's Dress was found on Earl
Rotten Foot was found on Zombie Lord
