(>`.`)> Kirby: Ummm... who to fight... who to fight...
<['.']> 1337 Bot: 937 |-|1/\/\!!!
(>~.~)> Kirby: Mega Fighting Technique: Summon Taco God
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: PREPARE TO EAT MY HARD TORTILLA SHELL!!!
<['.']> 1337 Bot: /\/07 4941/\/!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I have bigger fish to filet!
~~~(:D) Semenman: Sorry for you, I am not a fish!
(>O.o)>
~~~(:D) Semenman: FOR I AM SEMENMAN, THE ENTITY OF YOUR SPERM, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR FATE BY THE HANDS OF ONE HALF OF
YOUR DNA!!!
(>O.o)> Kirby: No?
~~~(:D) Semenman: Come, Spermboy, we shall finish off Kirby this time!
{o o} Spermboy: That's right, mofo!
~~~(:/) Semenman: Wait, where's our battle music?
(>`.`)> Kirby: You don't get one.
{o o} Spermboy: Nooooooo!
~~~(:D) Semenman: Whatever, we'll still defeat you!
(>`.`)> Kirby: What thinks you're going to win this time, you failed twice already.
~~~(:D) Semenman: Because this time you have no ready access to contraceptives and/or whores!
(>`.`)> Kirby: That's not true - John's bound to have at least a few condoms... speaking of John...
<(:D) Condomheadman: I fear my brethren will be useless in this battle, Kirby.
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...oh... dear me... Condomheadman... I'm *yawn* frightened.
<(:c)
(>`.`)> Kirby: That's right, and make sure your face stays that way.
{~ ~} Snotman: Muahaha, Kirby, you think I will not join this party just because I am not linked to any sexually oriented
jokes? I think NOT!
(>`.`)> Kirby: ...its like... three bodily fluids... and a condom... its just so... wrong
~~~(:D) Semenman: That's right Kirby, its very wrong. Fear how wrong it is, see how ironic it is to have seventy-five
percent of the things you are fighting to of come from your own body!
(>`.`)> Kirby: It almost makes me want to go home and cry.
<(:D)
(>`o`)> Kirby: Drop that smile now, shortstuff, and I'm NOT talking about your height.
<(:C)
~~~(:D) Semenman: Stand aside, Spermboy, I'll take out this fool! SEMENBLAST.
~~~(:O) } } } } } } } } } } } } <(o.o<)
(>o.o)> Kirby: I... just... dont want to... touch the semen.
} } } <(o.o<)
} } } <( o.o<) <(:C)
(>o.o)> Kirby: Haha! Condomheadman!
} } } (>o.o)><(:O)
(>`o`)><(:O) Kirby: HIYAAAAAA!!!
}}}}}}<(xo)<(^_^<)
<(xo) Condomheadman: Owe... the cum is supposed to go on the INSIDE!!!
(>`.`)> *chuck* <(:x)(O:)~~~
*Bash*
~~~(>:O) Semenman: You dare to throw a condom at the great Semenman? You think a contraceptive of ANY size can
stop me?
{~ ~} Snotman: Eat snot!
{~ ~} >~>~>~>~>~> <(O.o<)
(>`.`)>{} <--- Kleenex Tissue
{~ ~} >~>~>~>{}<(`.`<)
{~ ~} >~>~>{}<(`.`<)
{~ ~} Snotman: No!! DAMN YOU KLEENEX!!! DA--
(>`.`)>{} ~}
*Wipe wipe wipe*
(>`.`)>{} Kirby: ...ew.
*Rolls up and tosses away*
~~~(:O) Semenman: Argh! Attack Spermboy!!
{o o} Spermboy: Sperm wave!
{o o} ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o <(._.<)
~o Sperm: Muahahha, we will defeat you Kirby!
(>._.)> Kirby: Why... why the hell must I be attacked by this shit. Of all the rivals to have, I have sperm
and semen...
~o Sperm: Prepare to be fertalized.
(>`.`)> Kirby: Waves of Flame!!
== o~ == ~o==
(>`.`)> == ~o o~ == o~ ==
== o~
== ~o==
~o Sperm: Argh, we're being denatured... can't fertalize... dying...
(>`.`)> Kirby: This is really disgusting... ...
(>`.`)> <(:x) (O:)~~~ {o o}
(>`.`)> Kirby: Hiya!!
(>`.`)>(O:)> Condomheadman: No not again!!!
(>`.`)> Kirby: Haaaaa!
<(:O-o} Spermboy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!
111111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneone
<(":|) Condomheadman: Ack!! He made me contracept Spermboy!
~~~(:'c) Semenman: Spermboy... you're a cum to us all...
(>`.`)> =================O (O:)>
*BOOOM*
~~~(:D) Semenman: Now its just you and me, Kirby. Mono are mango. Eh, I was never good at that Russian stuff anyway.
(>`.`)>
~~~(:O) Semenman: Cumblaster!
(>`.`)>
~~~(:O)------------------------------------------o <(`.`<)
*Splatter*
(>`.`)>
~~~(:|) Semenman: Kirby?? Kirby's gone comatose?
(>`.`)>
(>`.`)> (|:)~~~ <(`o`<)
(>`o`)> Kirby: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FINAL CUTTER!!!
(>`.`)>--)_/___/___/___/_(O:)~~~ Semenman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Shing!*
(^`.`)^ Kirby: w00t!
(>`.`)>
(>`.`)> ^(`.`^) Kirby: Wow, my decoy pwnz, you can take off the costume now.
O <(^_^<) Kirby: I love you rock.
O
(>^_^)> Kirby: I forgive you about the crack about my mother.
O
(>^_^)> Kirby: And yes, I will play chess with you from now on whenever you want it. Except on mondays.
O
(>O.O)> Kirby: I MASTURBATE ON MONDAYS, STFU.
O
(>^_^)> Kirby: I love you too, Rock.
Bodily Fluids/Condom Defeated!
124210 EXP Gained
100 AP Gained
8000 GP Aquired
Believe me, you dont want the stuff we found on these guys.
