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Taco God Vs. 1337 Bots

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(>`.`)> Kirby: Ummm... who to fight... who to fight...
<['.']> 1337 Bot: 937 |-|1/\/\!!!
(>~.~)> Kirby: Mega Fighting Technique: Summon Taco God
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: PREPARE TO EAT MY HARD TORTILLA SHELL!!!
<['.']> 1337 Bot: /\/07 4941/\/!
(>`.`)> Kirby: I have bigger fish to filet!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: THE TACO GOD HUNGERS FOR THE METAL CARCASS OF YOUR BODY!
<[0.0]> 1337 Bot: |^37|^347!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Muahahah *Squish*!
<['.']> 1337 Bot: /\/0 |3|^07|-|3|^5 !!!   574/\/|) 4/\/|) l=19|-|7!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...Stop it, that's fucking annoying!
<[-_-]> 1337 Bot: |-|1¥4444444444!
<[-_-]> -- -- -- -- (' ' ' ' ' ' ')
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: You're puny beam attack can not damage by crispy hard baked tortilla shell!
(' ' ' ' ' ')=~=~=~=~ <[-_-]>
*Boom*
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: How many of you are there?
<[3.3]> 1337 Bot: 51><733/\/!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...
*Squish Squash Crush*
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: How many?
<[p.p]> 1337 Bot: 7|-|1|^733/\/!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...uh huh...
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: 137 (_)5 <0/\/\|31/\/3 |>0\/\/3|^5!
<[`.`]> <[h.h]> <[^_^]> 1337 Bots: 1337 4774<|<!
(' ' ' ' ' ')<---------............. <- The little dots are the 1337's
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Argh!!  Such a powerful 1337 attack!  So much power... how could this be!
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: |-|4! \/\/3 |-|4\/3 <|-|1|>|>3|) |-|15 5|-|311 !!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Losing... power... liquidy meat... dripping out... ARGH TAKE THIS!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .... <- four 1337's
*Sploosh!*
<[x.x]> 1337 Bot: 0\/\/3, |-|15 |>0\/\/3|^ 15 57|^0/\/9!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: 9 of you little maggots left!  Who wants some of big daddy!
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: |)4/\/\ /\/!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: HIYA!
*Squish Squash Crush*
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: |=133!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: NO ONE FLEES FROM THE TACO GOD!
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: 74<0 90|) 5(_)>< |34115!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: What did he just say?!  Ugh, where's my 1337 translator.
[] Translator: Computing.... 'I am a gay leet fucker, I shove my dick in my floppy drive.'
<[`.`]> 1337 Bot: 1 |)1|)/\/7 54¥ 7|-|47!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') ================= .
*Boom*
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Where's the other five hiding...
<[^_^]> 1337 Bot: 5(_)|^|>|^153 477<|<!!!!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: ...you dont scream it out BEFORE you do it... stupid asses...
*Slam! Bash! Ker-fungagagagagag!*
<[o.o]> 1337 Bot: \/\/7|-| 15 |<3|^-|=(_)/\/94949494949?
<[w/e]> 1337 Bot: |^(_)/\/ |)(_)|)3!
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: HIYA!
(' ' ' ' ' ') . . 1337 Bots: 133333333333333
*POUND POUND!*
(' ' ' ' ' ') Taco God: Another job well done by THE TACO GOD!!!
 
<[`.`]> 1337 Bots defeated (x18)
750 EXP Gained
10 AP Gained
5105 GP Aquired
1337 Dictionaries found on 1337 Bots (x18)
 

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